Happy New Year to all

[Grumpmeister]

I'm liking the weapon but frankly the dress and the halo  really is not me 

Corrected that one for you Miss D  

[Miss Demeanour]

Hopefully not the face either or you will be keeping your celibacy pledge… 

The face looks awfully sad but not unattractive 
As for helping me out GM thank you. If ever you are in the neighbourhood do pop in for a cuppa won't you............ 

[Barman]

Hopefully not the face either or you will be keeping your celibacy pledge… 

The face looks awfully sad but not unattractive 
As for helping me out GM thank you. If ever you are in the neighbourhood do pop in for a cuppa won't you............ 

[Grumpmeister]

Fear Not Barman, by the time Miss D manages to set the step ladders up to get the axe I'll be long gone 

[Snoopy]

Fear Not Barman, by the time Miss D manages to set the step ladders up to get the axe I'll be long gone 

You are not allowing for the supernatural powers possessed by the mad axewoman!

[Miss Demeanour]

You are not allowing for the supernatural powers possessed by the mad axewoman!

Or for my unhinged swing mechanism 

[Barman]

Fear Not Barman, by the time Miss D manages to set the step ladders up to get the axe I'll be long gone 

I figure that if she can throw it up there she can jump that high to retrieve it too…. 

[Grumpmeister]

Or for my unhinged swing mechanism 

Unhinged Miss D? I'd never have guessed  

[Darwins Selection]

You are not allowing for the supernatural powers possessed by the mad axewoman!

Or for my unhinged swing mechanism 

Are you one of these "swingers" then?

What's that all about?

[Miss Demeanour]

Are you one of these "swingers" then?
What's that all about?

No way - I don't share anything 

[Darwins Selection]

Are you one of these "swingers" then?
What's that all about?

No way - I don't share anything 

Some continental fad then?

[Snoopy]

Are you one of these "swingers" then?
What's that all about?

No way - I don't share anything 

Some continental fad then?

I'm sure even the Berkshire Young Farmers once had parties at which they threw their tractor keys into the middle of the room, let the Land Girls pick a key and get a ride back home with the lucky owner of that tractor

[Miss Demeanour]

My dad was a farmer and I was born on the farm

[Snoopy]

My dad was a farmer and I was born on the farm

Surely then that should read "Moi Da' were a farmer an' I were born on a farm I were"


Or have I listened to too many episodes of the Archers?

[Grumpmeister]

My dad was a farmer and I was born on the farm

Surely then that should read "Moi Da' were a farmer an' I were born on a farm I were"


Or have I listened to too many episodes of the Archers?

Surely in Miss D's case it should be the Hatcheters?