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Re: The New Year Resolutions Thread
« Reply #15 on: December 31, 2007, 12:37:22 PM »
I have it on good authority that many MOTB has resorted to this discreet service.
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Re: The New Year Resolutions Thread
« Reply #16 on: December 31, 2007, 12:39:29 PM »
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If you cannot find exactly what you are looking for, please feel free to email me, with your corset ideas, and i will be able to  make it for you, remember at Corsetry by Vanessa anything is possible!

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Re: The New Year Resolutions Thread
« Reply #17 on: December 31, 2007, 12:40:45 PM »
Seaweed wraps can also take a couple of inches off that last for two or three days.

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Re: The New Year Resolutions Thread
« Reply #18 on: December 31, 2007, 12:42:06 PM »
Good Grief!
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Re: The New Year Resolutions Thread
« Reply #19 on: December 31, 2007, 12:42:42 PM »
I know.  redface: Sometimes they are useful in an emergency though.  redface:

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Re: The New Year Resolutions Thread
« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2007, 12:43:12 PM »
What kind of emergency requires seaweed? rubschin:
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Re: The New Year Resolutions Thread
« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2007, 12:43:15 PM »
Seaweed wraps can also take a couple of inches off that last for two or three days.

Tried those a few years ago - didn't like and felt incredibly silly in the cling film  whistle:

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Re: The New Year Resolutions Thread
« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2007, 12:43:47 PM »
Cling film eeek:
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Re: The New Year Resolutions Thread
« Reply #23 on: December 31, 2007, 12:44:00 PM »
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Re: The New Year Resolutions Thread
« Reply #24 on: December 31, 2007, 12:44:39 PM »
Pardon?
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Re: The New Year Resolutions Thread
« Reply #25 on: December 31, 2007, 12:45:15 PM »
tango lessons



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Re: The New Year Resolutions Thread
« Reply #26 on: December 31, 2007, 12:45:29 PM »
tango lessons



I am very close to convincing Mr Wench that dance lessons would be a good plan!  cloud9:

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Re: The New Year Resolutions Thread
« Reply #27 on: December 31, 2007, 12:46:03 PM »
How close?
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Re: The New Year Resolutions Thread
« Reply #28 on: December 31, 2007, 12:46:35 PM »
Cling film eeek:

They either wrap you in cling film or bandages soaked in some secret miracle ingredient - either way you look a total nob head !

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Re: The New Year Resolutions Thread
« Reply #29 on: December 31, 2007, 12:47:12 PM »
How close?


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You do feel like a plonker during the wrapping stages but in emergency needs must!