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Re: The New Year Resolutions Thread
« Reply #45 on: December 31, 2007, 01:10:49 PM »
Must have been bloody shallow!

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Re: The New Year Resolutions Thread
« Reply #46 on: December 31, 2007, 01:12:58 PM »
Ahem. You jumped in a pool? Are we getting details of that incident?

Thought you knew eeek:
Feb just gone, too much champagne cocktail equalled tiddled LL resulted in hairline fracture to heel and ankle plus torn medial tendons - fab night though, woke up wearring next doors neighbours underpants, but perhaps thats another story  whistle:

How on earth did you mange to break things falling into a hole filled with water?

Also as Nick says, we have plenty of time.  eveilgrin:

Not falling jumping and as BM rightly states it was the shallow end  noooo:

The waking up wearing male next door neighbours underpants came about because had to strip off and shower immediately afterwards (pools are **** cold in Feb even here) and as hadn't anticipated being such a silly B didn't bring a change of outfit with me - even managed to flood said neighbours bathroom because didn't notice they leave a plug in the shower when not in use  ::) silly people themselves !!!


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Re: The New Year Resolutions Thread
« Reply #47 on: December 31, 2007, 01:17:15 PM »
So you went home in just a pair of Y fronts?
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Re: The New Year Resolutions Thread
« Reply #48 on: December 31, 2007, 01:25:54 PM »
Ahem. You jumped in a pool? Are we getting details of that incident?

Thought you knew eeek:
Feb just gone, too much champagne cocktail equalled tiddled LL resulted in hairline fracture to heel and ankle plus torn medial tendons - fab night though, woke up wearring next doors neighbours underpants, but perhaps thats another story  whistle:

How on earth did you mange to break things falling into a hole filled with water?

Also as Nick says, we have plenty of time.  eveilgrin:

Not falling jumping and as BM rightly states it was the shallow end  noooo:

The waking up wearing male next door neighbours underpants came about because had to strip off and shower immediately afterwards (pools are **** cold in Feb even here) and as hadn't anticipated being such a silly B didn't bring a change of outfit with me - even managed to flood said neighbours bathroom because didn't notice they leave a plug in the shower when not in use  ::) silly people themselves !!!



How did you manage to do all that with all the various breakages?

Do Epsom hospital know about THE WEDDING? Should they have prior warning?

Plug in the shower? IDIOTS!

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Re: The New Year Resolutions Thread
« Reply #49 on: December 31, 2007, 03:19:53 PM »

Has anyone ever made a New Years Day resolution and actually stuck to it?????
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Re: The New Year Resolutions Thread
« Reply #50 on: December 31, 2007, 03:20:37 PM »
Only the bad ones. Drink more red wine. Smoke a lot. That sort of thing. They really work!!
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Re: The New Year Resolutions Thread
« Reply #51 on: December 31, 2007, 03:44:42 PM »

Has anyone ever made a New Years Day resolution and actually stuck to it?????
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Re: The New Year Resolutions Thread
« Reply #52 on: December 31, 2007, 03:57:10 PM »

Has anyone ever made a New Years Day resolution and actually stuck to it?????
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Re: The New Year Resolutions Thread
« Reply #53 on: December 31, 2007, 04:30:06 PM »

Has anyone ever made a New Years Day resolution and actually stuck to it?????

Only not to make resolutions because I never get to day 3 without breaking them.
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Re: The New Year Resolutions Thread
« Reply #54 on: January 01, 2008, 12:21:12 PM »
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Re: The New Year Resolutions Thread
« Reply #55 on: January 04, 2008, 07:38:19 AM »
So you went home in just a pair of Y fronts?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo  noooo:
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Re: The New Year Resolutions Thread
« Reply #56 on: January 04, 2008, 07:42:40 AM »
Ahem. You jumped in a pool? Are we getting details of that incident?

Thought you knew eeek:
Feb just gone, too much champagne cocktail equalled tiddled LL resulted in hairline fracture to heel and ankle plus torn medial tendons - fab night though, woke up wearring next doors neighbours underpants, but perhaps thats another story  whistle:

How on earth did you mange to break things falling into a hole filled with water?

Also as Nick says, we have plenty of time.  eveilgrin:

Not falling jumping and as BM rightly states it was the shallow end  noooo:

The waking up wearing male next door neighbours underpants came about because had to strip off and shower immediately afterwards (pools are **** cold in Feb even here) and as hadn't anticipated being such a silly B didn't bring a change of outfit with me - even managed to flood said neighbours bathroom because didn't notice they leave a plug in the shower when not in use  ::) silly people themselves !!!



How did you manage to do all that with all the various breakages?

Do Epsom hospital know about THE WEDDING? Should they have prior warning?

Plug in the shower? IDIOTS!

Was feeling no pain (just cold) at the time due to the copious amounts of alcohol already consumed which was the reason why the daft idea of jumping in the pool came about anyway  redface:
Will be on my very best MOTB behaviour for the wedding - it's just BM's FOTB antics we'll have to watch out for on the day I think  scared2: scared2:
Yeah putting plugs in showers is one of the most bonkers things - why?

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Re: The New Year Resolutions Thread
« Reply #57 on: January 04, 2008, 12:19:20 PM »
I think having Mrs Nick sectioned is becoming a priority! evil:
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Re: The New Year Resolutions Thread
« Reply #58 on: January 04, 2008, 09:25:03 PM »
I think having Mrs Nick sectioned is becoming a priority! evil:

Oh you don't really mean that - you'd miss her awfully  sad24:

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Re: The New Year Resolutions Thread
« Reply #59 on: January 04, 2008, 09:25:50 PM »
No, it would be very peaceful. evil:
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