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Quote from: Landlady on December 31, 2007, 01:03:39 PMQuote from: Bar Wench on December 31, 2007, 01:00:01 PMAhem. You jumped in a pool? Are we getting details of that incident?Thought you knew Feb just gone, too much champagne cocktail equalled tiddled LL resulted in hairline fracture to heel and ankle plus torn medial tendons - fab night though, woke up wearring next doors neighbours underpants, but perhaps thats another story How on earth did you mange to break things falling into a hole filled with water?Also as Nick says, we have plenty of time.
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 31, 2007, 01:00:01 PMAhem. You jumped in a pool? Are we getting details of that incident?Thought you knew Feb just gone, too much champagne cocktail equalled tiddled LL resulted in hairline fracture to heel and ankle plus torn medial tendons - fab night though, woke up wearring next doors neighbours underpants, but perhaps thats another story
Ahem. You jumped in a pool? Are we getting details of that incident?
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 31, 2007, 01:06:06 PMQuote from: Landlady on December 31, 2007, 01:03:39 PMQuote from: Bar Wench on December 31, 2007, 01:00:01 PMAhem. You jumped in a pool? Are we getting details of that incident?Thought you knew Feb just gone, too much champagne cocktail equalled tiddled LL resulted in hairline fracture to heel and ankle plus torn medial tendons - fab night though, woke up wearring next doors neighbours underpants, but perhaps thats another story How on earth did you mange to break things falling into a hole filled with water?Also as Nick says, we have plenty of time. Not falling jumping and as BM rightly states it was the shallow end The waking up wearing male next door neighbours underpants came about because had to strip off and shower immediately afterwards (pools are **** cold in Feb even here) and as hadn't anticipated being such a silly B didn't bring a change of outfit with me - even managed to flood said neighbours bathroom because didn't notice they leave a plug in the shower when not in use silly people themselves !!!
Has anyone ever made a New Years Day resolution and actually stuck to it?????
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 31, 2007, 03:19:53 PMHas anyone ever made a New Years Day resolution and actually stuck to it?????
Quote from: Barman on December 31, 2007, 03:44:42 PMQuote from: Miss Demeanor on December 31, 2007, 03:19:53 PMHas anyone ever made a New Years Day resolution and actually stuck to it????? Use superglue on the hairpiece?
So you went home in just a pair of Y fronts?
Quote from: Landlady on December 31, 2007, 01:12:58 PMQuote from: Bar Wench on December 31, 2007, 01:06:06 PMQuote from: Landlady on December 31, 2007, 01:03:39 PMQuote from: Bar Wench on December 31, 2007, 01:00:01 PMAhem. You jumped in a pool? Are we getting details of that incident?Thought you knew Feb just gone, too much champagne cocktail equalled tiddled LL resulted in hairline fracture to heel and ankle plus torn medial tendons - fab night though, woke up wearring next doors neighbours underpants, but perhaps thats another story How on earth did you mange to break things falling into a hole filled with water?Also as Nick says, we have plenty of time. Not falling jumping and as BM rightly states it was the shallow end The waking up wearing male next door neighbours underpants came about because had to strip off and shower immediately afterwards (pools are **** cold in Feb even here) and as hadn't anticipated being such a silly B didn't bring a change of outfit with me - even managed to flood said neighbours bathroom because didn't notice they leave a plug in the shower when not in use silly people themselves !!!How did you manage to do all that with all the various breakages?Do Epsom hospital know about THE WEDDING? Should they have prior warning?Plug in the shower? IDIOTS!
I think having Mrs Nick sectioned is becoming a priority!
