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My! my, what a bunch of grumpies we all are today.......lets see if we can change the mood and start off the new year by reminding you that Christmas will be back soon and Asda are already selling Christmas wrapping paper. So once more I ask you to join me in a short rendition of ou favourite Christmas Carol....'All together now.....[Dashing through the snowIn a one horse open sleighO'er the fields we goLaughing all the wayBells on bob tails ringMaking spirits brightWhat fun it is to laugh and singA sleighing song tonightOh, jingle bells, jingle bellsJingle all the wayOh, what fun it is to rideIn a one horse open sleighJingle bells, jingle bellsJingle all the wayOh, what fun it is to rideIn a one horse open sleighIsn't that better, don't we all feel uplifted and full of joy now?
In that case, let me be the first to offer you:
Ever the pantomime horse....Q.'and why do dogs lick their balls?'A. ............!
My old "Butch" Stafford dog was quietly licking his balls wistfully watched by my friend Alf."I wish I could do that" he said."You can try, but he might bite you." I said.HAPPY NEW YEAR to all our READERS !
You can't beat us old ones..and a Happy New Year to you all