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Wenchy ~ never let them knock your knickers again
« on: January 02, 2008, 04:32:24 PM »
   

Extra-large pants prevent house fire

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/01/02/npants102.xml


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Re: Wenchy ~ never let them knock your knickers again
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2008, 04:35:41 PM »
Nick-o-rays moving northwards?  happy001
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Re: Wenchy ~ never let them knock your knickers again
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2008, 07:07:24 PM »
I saw that too  eeek:
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Re: Wenchy ~ never let them knock your knickers again
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2008, 07:28:35 AM »
The standard to tabloid journalism reaches new heights again  noooo:
At least, I guess, we should be grateful they only asked her to hold up the damaged drawers, not pose wearing them whilst staring bleakly at the ruined frying pan and kitchen  rubschin:

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Re: Wenchy ~ never let them knock your knickers again
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2008, 08:58:22 AM »
At least, I guess, we should be grateful they only asked her to hold up the damaged drawers, not pose wearing them whilst staring bleakly at the ruined frying pan and kitchen  rubschin:

 eeek: eeek:

Are you saying she still had them on when she smothered the fire!


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Re: Wenchy ~ never let them knock your knickers again
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2008, 09:37:04 AM »
At least, I guess, we should be grateful they only asked her to hold up the damaged drawers, not pose wearing them whilst staring bleakly at the ruined frying pan and kitchen  rubschin:

 eeek: eeek:

Are you saying she still had them on when she smothered the fire!

Ping-pong balls be damned, that would make quite a stage act.  whistle:

I sincerely hope not otherwise the FP wouldbe claiming damages  whistle:

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Re: Wenchy ~ never let them knock your knickers again
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2008, 12:12:06 PM »
Reading the article I'd say they didn't have a smoke alarm.

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The ceiling was black and there were clouds of smoke, it was like there was a tyre on fire. There was no visibility whatsoever

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Re: Wenchy ~ never let them knock your knickers again
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2008, 12:17:55 PM »
Reading the article I'd say they didn't have a smoke alarm.

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The ceiling was black and there were clouds of smoke, it was like there was a tyre on fire. There was no visibility whatsoever

Mine goes off if the toast is too brown.

Ours does that AND isn't that annoying  evil:

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