Imposter!

[Darwins Selection]

This has just been brought to my attention.

http://animalrightsdiscussion.com/phpBB2/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=755&sid=f004a852ebf800c9a7a6e8d33d3315db

I am outraged.

As a protest, I shall be shoving hens in small cages and any calf I see will be straight in a crate.

Tins of tuna will be thrown out unless they definitely contain bits of dolphin.

Snoopy, would you care for a Woodbine?

[Snoopy]

I accept your kind offer in the spirit that it was made.

How very dare this imposter 

[Grumpmeister]

Are you saying that your poultry isnt free range Darwin? 

[Darwins Selection]

Are you saying that your poultry isnt free range Darwin? 

Free Rage more like it.


No poultry or livestock at all at the moment.

[Barman]

This has just been brought to my attention.

http://animalrightsdiscussion.com/phpBB2/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=755&sid=f004a852ebf800c9a7a6e8d33d3315db

I am outraged.

As a protest, I shall be shoving hens in small cages and any calf I see will be straight in a crate.

Tins of tuna will be thrown out unless they definitely contain bits of dolphin.

Snoopy, would you care for a Woodbine?

I quite like your new avatar... 

[Snoopy]

This has just been brought to my attention.

http://animalrightsdiscussion.com/phpBB2/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=755&sid=f004a852ebf800c9a7a6e8d33d3315db

I am outraged.

As a protest, I shall be shoving hens in small cages and any calf I see will be straight in a crate.

Tins of tuna will be thrown out unless they definitely contain bits of dolphin.

Snoopy, would you care for a Woodbine?

I quite like your new avatar... 

I don't ~ bitter memories of these masked b@st@rds breaking into the kennels, forcing me out into the cold, taking away my ciggies and telling me they were doing it for my own good. Three square meals a day and all the cigs I wanted in exchange for what? Begging for crisps and stale pork pies in here that's what.



Not that I am ungrateful BM for the shelter you have given this poor abandoned hound.

[Grumpmeister]

Snoops, the Keys to the cigarette machine are behind he bar. Wait til BM is otherwise engaged and swipe them... 

[Snoopy]

Snoops, the Keys to the cigarette machine are behind he bar. Wait til BM is otherwise engaged and swipe them... 

Bite the hand that feeds me? You must be joking ..... it's easier to bum them off you lot anyway. I do wish that some would stop dropping their fag ends in the urinals tho' ~ it makes them very hard to relight.

[Barman]

Snoops, the Keys to the cigarette machine are behind he bar. Wait til BM is otherwise engaged and swipe them... 

Bite the hand that feeds me? You must be joking ..... it's easier to bum them off you lot anyway. I do wish that some would stop dropping their fag ends in the urinals tho' ~ it makes them very hard to relight.

To avoid accusations of plagiarism don’t you think you should credit Arthur Askey with that one? 

[TG]

I should stop reading profiles if I were you DS. It only brings grief. 

[Darwins Selection]

I should stop reading profiles if I were you DS. It only brings grief. 

[Snoopy]

Snoops, the Keys to the cigarette machine are behind he bar. Wait til BM is otherwise engaged and swipe them... 

Bite the hand that feeds me? You must be joking ..... it's easier to bum them off you lot anyway. I do wish that some would stop dropping their fag ends in the urinals tho' ~ it makes them very hard to relight.

To avoid accusations of plagiarism don’t you think you should credit Arthur Askey with that one? 

It was on a sign hanging in the Rising Sun toilets when I took over that pub, I found a similar sign at The Lamb Inn and again at The Lord Palmerston when I took over the tenancies there. I do not believe that Arthur Askey painted any of those signs.

Like I said before
Plagiarism is the unattributed quoting of one source
Research is the unattributed quoting of many sources.