Snoops, the Keys to the cigarette machine are behind he bar. Wait til BM is otherwise engaged and swipe them...
Bite the hand that feeds me? You must be joking ..... it's easier to bum them off you lot anyway. I do wish that some would stop dropping their fag ends in the urinals tho' ~ it makes them very hard to relight.
To avoid accusations of plagiarism don’t you think you should credit Arthur Askey with that one?
It was on a sign hanging in the Rising Sun toilets when I took over that pub, I found a similar sign at The Lamb Inn and again at The Lord Palmerston when I took over the tenancies there. I do not believe that Arthur Askey painted any of those signs.
Like I said before
Plagiarism is the unattributed quoting of one source
Research is the unattributed quoting of many sources.