Domestic woes

[Nick]

Mrs Nick has gone out for the evening and left me here. She has locked the back door. She also has, for some reason, my keys. I am locked in. More to the point so is the cat!

She did ask to go out, but what could I do?

Mop, bleach, air freshener

[Snoopy]

I am getting a touch of Dormez Vous here Nick.

Why do you not follow our practice of having three sets of keys? One for Mrs, one for me and a spare in the key safe in my office lest we find ourselves in the situation you are currently experiencing.

[Nick]

Mrs Nick has her keys in her pocket, mine and the spares. She is an idiot!

And having no air freshener I have used deodorant (mine).

Essence of Tart's Boudoir

[Snoopy]

You could put the cat out of the window ~ I know it's a longish drop but cats always land on their feet ~ unless you tie a piece of buttered toast to their backs that is. 

[Nick]

I had considered that, but it is, as you say, a long drop. And I know the buttered toast theory too.

She has gone back to bed...............oh shit......................

[Nick]

And now I learn she is bring The Boy's girlfriend back for dinner and a sleepover. That would be miss Petulant Fussy Eater 2008. She makes Miss D seem a paragon

[Miss Demeanour]

That would be miss Petulant Fussy Eater 2008. She makes Miss D seem a paragon

 

By the way where do they hold these Miss Petulant Fussy Eater competitions - I must have missed the previous thirty odd but there is still time 

[Darwins Selection]

That would be miss Petulant Fussy Eater 2008. She makes Miss D seem a paragon

 

By the way where do they hold these Miss Petulant Fussy Eater competitions - I must have missed the previous thirty odd but there is still time 

Sorry my dear, they are only for amateurs. 

[Nick]

That would be miss Petulant Fussy Eater 2008. She makes Miss D seem a paragon

 

By the way where do they hold these Miss Petulant Fussy Eater competitions - I must have missed the previous thirty odd but there is still time 

Come here. I will see to you!

[Miss Demeanour]

 

[Nick]

She ate it!

Sleepover beckons

[Miss Demeanour]

What was it she ate?????  I shall then rate her on my degree of fussiness scale to see if she complies.

[Darwins Selection]

What was it she ate?????  I shall then rate her on my degree of fussiness scale to see if she complies.

Haddock

[Landlady]

What was it she ate?????  I shall then rate her on my degree of fussiness scale to see if she complies.

Haddock

  That's my opinion

[Miss Demeanour]

What was it she ate?????  I shall then rate her on my degree of fussiness scale to see if she complies.

Haddock

If she ate Haddock (the fish not the comrade  ) she is not even welcome near the garden gate of the fussy eaters club