US Elections

[Snoopy]

Mike Huckabee, Barack Obama, Mitt Romney

What sort of names are these?

The first sounds like a C&W singer.
Who calls a kid Barack ~ even if he am black and what the f*ck can Mitt be short for ~ Mitten?

No ~ It all has to be a horrible joke 

[Nick]

I think there is a game. Grandfather's surname and occupation + random number

That makes me Shoemaker Hartmann III

[Darwins Selection]

I think there is a game. Grandfather's surname and occupation + random number

That makes me Shoemaker Hartmann III

Wasn't that a comet?

[Snoopy]

Mother's maiden name and name of first pet can also give some interesting stage names.

[Nick]

That's porn star

Tuppy Hartmann, in my case!

[Landlady]

Mother's maiden name and name of first pet can also give some interesting stage names.

Rochell Hammy in my case 

[Nick]

Or even Hammy Rochell

[Landlady]

Or even Hammy Rochell

In that case it would have to be past pet's full name which was (obviously) Hammy Hamster Rochell - sort of sounds nice doesn't it?!?!

We weren't at that time allowed to have pet's so 'Hammy' was intially sneaked into the house and homes in the sewing basket under our beds and then taken out at night when parents were asleep to play ... Eventually (obviously) he escaped and due to acute sobbing on our part was allowed to stay as a 'proper' pet (yippee). Died a few years later and because I didn't want to accept it spent ages trying to wake him up (!) by warming him in front of the electric fire in the kitchen...........finally buried with honours in the veg patch 

[Grumpmeister]

I've been keeping half an eye on whats been happening and its clear that the Republicans have managed the impossible. They have found a candidate that makes Dubya look like a member of Mensa. 

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

Thankfully it looks like his latest gaffe may have completely buggered his chances. Pissing off 47% of the electorate by declaring that he doesn't consider himself responsible for anyone who isn't paying taxes.

Hell there are guys in trailer parks in Arkansaw turning to their sister/wife and saying they might just vote for the black guy.

We have the Darwin awards for people who take themselves out of the gene pool with their own stupidity, maybe we can have the Romney awards for career suicide. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/sep/18/romney-donors-palestinians-peace-video

Oh it doesn't end there. If we weren't f@cked before this, if the guy gets in we are doubly f@cked.