It's a lovely afternoon

[Snoopy]

Here in Sunny North Wales. Clear blue skies, little or no breeze. My study is now tidy (well I've emptied the WPB), the plumber will be calling tomorrow (quote for installation of bidet), the man with a trailer has agreed to call on Saturday and take away all the shite cleared out of the garage which means that a car can now live in it, the Bank have said sorry and given me a couple of quid back, Nora Jones is on the CD and SWMBO has taken sullen teenage daughter to the library. I have a freshly brewed Green Tea with slice of lemon (Gin would be nice but I mustn't) the two boys are watching a DVD which should keep them occupied for another hour, Evening meal is in the slow cooker. Two advertisers have just called to place new ads in the magazine (more income!!) and I have sold an idea for an article to a magazine publisher ~ all I have to do now is write it. A perfick day as Pa Larkin would say.
SO WHY DO
I have such a feeling of impending doom ...............? 

[holly]

Ahhh because these things never last.

I predict a slow cooker explosion and one of the boys ending up in casualty. 

[Barman]

SO WHY DO
I have such a feeling of impending doom ...............? 

This is bad and wrong in so many ways that?s why!  

1)   There was stuff in the WPB that you will be looking for tomorrow  
2)   A bidet???  ???
3)   The garage is no place for a car ? a garage is for shite and you?ll be needing the stuff you threw out from Monday ? I betchya!  
4)   SWMBO has not taken daughter to the library ? they?ll come back from shopping with bags of new shoes for sure.  
5)   Green tea  
6)   Need I go on?  

[Barman]

Coool? it warns you if somebody has posted before you! 

[Snoopy]

SO WHY DO
I have such a feeling of impending doom ...............? 

This is bad and wrong in so many ways that?s why! 

1)   There was stuff in the WPB that you will be looking for tomorrow 
2)   A bidet???  ???
3)   The garage is no place for a car ? a garage is for shite and you?ll be needing the stuff you threw out from Monday ? I betchya! 
4)   SWMBO has not taken daughter to the library ? they?ll come back from shopping with bags of new shoes for sure. 
5)   Green tea 
6)   Need I go on? 

You're probably right but
The stuff in the WPB included several banana skins that were getting a bit whiffy
A bidet 'cos I'm hoping it will help the farmers
The Garage 'cos it was full of boxes (empty), nasty (1970s) internal doors that we have replaced (at great cost) and bin liners full of garden trimmings that the council will NOT remove
It's her money ~ I'd rather have the peace ~ and besides if stroppy gets even stroppier I can always forbid her to wear them for a week or two or three or ....... 
Green Tea 'cos I can't tolerate milk and with the valium I am supposed to avoid stimulants (caffeine)
No ~~~  but thank you anyway.

[Barman]

A bidet 'cos I'm hoping it will help the farmers