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Offline tel

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Re: Royal No Mail
« Reply #30 on: January 07, 2008, 01:17:11 PM »
She was an absolutely mad raven haired jewish female, about 5 foot tall, lovely figure and very agressive with it (her figure that is). She used to wind one of the younger guys up, by asking him if he thought she was wearing stockings or not and inviting him to find out - he never tried.
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« Reply #31 on: January 07, 2008, 01:18:00 PM »
Stupid Boy!
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« Reply #32 on: January 07, 2008, 01:18:34 PM »
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Re: Royal No Mail
« Reply #33 on: January 07, 2008, 01:19:03 PM »
Quote from: tel on January 07, 2008, 01:17:11 PM
She was an absolutely mad raven haired jewish female, about 5 foot tall, lovely figure and very agressive with it (her figure that is). She used to wind one of the younger guys up, by asking him if he thought she was wearing stockings or not and inviting him to find out - he never tried.

Banghead

He is prolly still a virgin...  whistle:
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Re: Royal No Mail
« Reply #34 on: January 07, 2008, 01:22:46 PM »
My old Granddad told me, when I was 15 and about to go off into the world of the Armed Forces

"There are three pieces of advice I can give you
1. Move your bowels every day
2. Never borrow nor lend any money
3. Always remember that it is often a mistake to take up an "offer" from a woman BUT it is ALWAYS a mistake not to."

He was, of course, right.
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Re: Royal No Mail
« Reply #35 on: January 07, 2008, 01:29:05 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 07, 2008, 01:19:03 PM
Quote from: tel on January 07, 2008, 01:17:11 PM
She was an absolutely mad raven haired jewish female, about 5 foot tall, lovely figure and very agressive with it (her figure that is). She used to wind one of the younger guys up, by asking him if he thought she was wearing stockings or not and inviting him to find out - he never tried.

Banghead

He is prolly still a virgin...  whistle:

He used to blush very easily, that's why she picked on him.
However, I have to admit to some suspender twanging and also the "bra undoing without them noticing" trick.  razz:

Suppose I would get the sack today.
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Re: Royal No Mail
« Reply #36 on: January 07, 2008, 01:30:00 PM »
The bra trick is really something that should just be left in the playground.  ::)
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Re: Royal No Mail
« Reply #37 on: January 07, 2008, 01:31:28 PM »
 eeek:
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Re: Royal No Mail
« Reply #38 on: January 07, 2008, 01:32:01 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 07, 2008, 01:30:00 PM
The bra trick is really something that should just be left in the playground.  ::)

Why?
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Re: Royal No Mail
« Reply #39 on: January 07, 2008, 01:40:04 PM »
Just remembered who she reminded me of - the jewish neighbour in Birds of a Feather - younger version of her, late twenties.
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Re: Royal No Mail
« Reply #40 on: January 07, 2008, 01:50:10 PM »
Dorean?

Because it is neither funny nor clever.
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Re: Royal No Mail
« Reply #41 on: January 07, 2008, 01:54:07 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 07, 2008, 01:50:10 PM
Dorean?

Because it is neither funny nor clever.

Yes, Dorian.

Wether not funny or not clever, that's what she was like - quite some time ago by the way. Her aunt was even worse!
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Re: Royal No Mail
« Reply #42 on: January 07, 2008, 02:08:27 PM »
What is going on here? eeek:
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Re: Royal No Mail
« Reply #43 on: January 07, 2008, 02:09:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 07, 2008, 02:08:27 PM
What is going on here? eeek:
Same ol', same ol'...  whistle:
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Re: Royal No Mail
« Reply #44 on: January 07, 2008, 02:12:04 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 07, 2008, 02:08:27 PM
What is going on here? eeek:

Hard to follow, is it?
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