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Can someone advise me on how to get
« on: January 06, 2008, 03:59:57 PM »
...vomit out of a laptop.

Thank you.



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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Can someone advise me on how to get
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2008, 04:02:48 PM »
Advertise it on ebay as "Used but working" and buy a new one.
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Re: Can someone advise me on how to get
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2008, 04:04:14 PM »
« Last Edit: January 06, 2008, 04:07:59 PM by Snoopy »
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Re: Can someone advise me on how to get
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2008, 04:35:47 PM »
The intriguing question is: how did the vomit get into the laptop in the first place?

Or is this one of those Nickesque moments where, after downing a few bevvies, he threw up all over it before proclaiming
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"I don't remember eating that!
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Re: Can someone advise me on how to get
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2008, 04:37:51 PM »
Is he one of the 100,000 who are contracting this bug every week?  eeek:
 (If you believe Government Press releases and Newspapers that is)
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Re: Can someone advise me on how to get
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2008, 05:23:37 PM »
Have you tried playing a video of Gordon Brown naked?

I'm pretty sure that would get vomit out of just about anyone and anything.
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Re: Can someone advise me on how to get
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2008, 05:29:28 PM »
Quote from: Geordie Lad on January 06, 2008, 05:23:37 PM
Have you tried playing a video of Gordon Brown naked?

I'm pretty sure that would get vomit out of just about anyone and anything.


Sounds a good plan ~ now where would I find one of those  rubschin:
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Re: Can someone advise me on how to get
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2008, 05:32:29 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on January 06, 2008, 04:35:47 PM
The intriguing question is: how did the vomit get into the laptop in the first place?

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"I don't remember eating that!

This was a Boy related incident evil:
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Re: Can someone advise me on how to get
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2008, 09:25:07 AM »
He isn't ill again is he?  eeek:
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Re: Can someone advise me on how to get
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2008, 12:34:52 PM »
No it was just a random vomit. evil:
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Re: Can someone advise me on how to get
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2008, 01:19:39 PM »
I had assumed it was Marmite-related.
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Re: Can someone advise me on how to get
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2008, 01:21:16 PM »
No, Orange juice evil:

And reasoning that it could do no harm I have washed it!! I am now leaving it for several days to see if it ever works evil:
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Re: Can someone advise me on how to get
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2008, 02:47:46 PM »
Shove it in the mocrowave and then shake it out afterwards. the dried vomit will come loose and fall out of the air vents.......  whistle:
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Re: Can someone advise me on how to get
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2008, 02:48:53 PM »
I somehow doubt that! evil:

But thanks anyway
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Re: Can someone advise me on how to get
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2008, 02:51:22 PM »
Just leave it in the airing cupboard to dry out slowly.
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