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Geordie Lad

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Financial Services Advice
« on: January 06, 2008, 05:29:20 PM »
 In view of the current difficult investment times please check your portfolio for Japanese bank shares. . .

The knock-on effect from the Northern Rock Bank is being severely felt in the Japanese market and shows no sign of letting up. 

In the last 7 days:

Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank has announced plans to cutback some of its branches.  Yesterday it was
announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and more than likely will go for a song. 

Today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived and 500 back-office staff at Karate Bank also got the chop. 

Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi bank and staff fear they may get a raw deal. 

Be careful out there.
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Re: Financial Services Advice
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2008, 05:30:49 PM »
 doh:
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Re: Financial Services Advice
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2008, 07:38:06 AM »
Quote from: Geordie Lad on January 06, 2008, 05:29:20 PM
In view of the current difficult investment times please check your portfolio for Japanese bank shares. . .

The knock-on effect from the Northern Rock Bank is being severely felt in the Japanese market and shows no sign of letting up. 

In the last 7 days:

Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank has announced plans to cutback some of its branches.  Yesterday it was
announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and more than likely will go for a song. 

Today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived and 500 back-office staff at Karate Bank also got the chop. 

Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi bank and staff fear they may get a raw deal. 

Be careful out there.
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Re: Financial Services Advice
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2008, 08:41:14 AM »
I bet you pinched that off some other forum or blog.

and it's not even funny  ::)
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Re: Financial Services Advice
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2008, 08:43:05 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 07, 2008, 08:41:14 AM
I bet you pinched that off some other forum or blog.

and it's not even funny  ::)

That's it Mort, make the new boy feel welcome.
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« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2008, 08:45:33 AM »
I thought it was funny...  whistle:
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Re: Financial Services Advice
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2008, 08:50:55 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 07, 2008, 08:45:33 AM
I thought it was funny...  whistle:

You are a goldfish.

You roll on the floor at "I say, My dog's got no nose" every time.  noooo:
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Re: Financial Services Advice
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2008, 08:54:01 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 07, 2008, 08:43:05 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 07, 2008, 08:41:14 AM
I bet you pinched that off some other forum or blog.

and it's not even funny  ::)

That's it Mort, make the new boy feel welcome.

Sorry.  redface:

BARMAN! get the "Nukie Browns" in please. On me.
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Re: Financial Services Advice
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2008, 09:15:12 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 07, 2008, 08:50:55 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 07, 2008, 08:45:33 AM
I thought it was funny...  whistle:

You are a goldfish.

You roll on the floor at "I say, My dog's got no nose" every time.  noooo:
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How does he smell then?
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Re: Financial Services Advice
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2008, 09:44:02 AM »
He doesn't ~ Had me annual bath yesterday. That Landlady is a dab hand with the old loofah  eyes:
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« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2008, 09:45:05 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 07, 2008, 09:44:02 AM
He doesn't ~ Had me annual bath yesterday. That Landlady is a dab hand with the old loofah  eyes:
Ah… I wondered where the smell of Dettol was coming from…  whistle:
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Re: Financial Services Advice
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2008, 09:46:46 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 07, 2008, 09:45:05 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 07, 2008, 09:44:02 AM
He doesn't ~ Had me annual bath yesterday. That Landlady is a dab hand with the old loofah  eyes:
Ah… I wondered where the smell of Dettol was coming from…  whistle:

I have to say I rather likes the Marigolds too. whistle:
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Re: Financial Services Advice
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2008, 09:49:25 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 07, 2008, 09:46:46 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 07, 2008, 09:45:05 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 07, 2008, 09:44:02 AM
He doesn't ~ Had me annual bath yesterday. That Landlady is a dab hand with the old loofah  eyes:
Ah… I wondered where the smell of Dettol was coming from…  whistle:
I have to say I rather likes the Marigolds too. whistle:
Speaking of rubber fetishes, where is Wenchy?

She's not been around for a few days.
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Re: Financial Services Advice
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2008, 09:50:00 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 07, 2008, 09:46:46 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 07, 2008, 09:45:05 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 07, 2008, 09:44:02 AM
He doesn't ~ Had me annual bath yesterday. That Landlady is a dab hand with the old loofah  eyes:
Ah… I wondered where the smell of Dettol was coming from…  whistle:

I have to say I rather likes the Marigolds too. whistle:
Ah... I wondered where the small of burning rubber was coming from... whistle:
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Re: Financial Services Advice
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2008, 09:50:27 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 07, 2008, 09:49:25 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 07, 2008, 09:46:46 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 07, 2008, 09:45:05 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 07, 2008, 09:44:02 AM
He doesn't ~ Had me annual bath yesterday. That Landlady is a dab hand with the old loofah  eyes:
Ah… I wondered where the smell of Dettol was coming from…  whistle:
I have to say I rather likes the Marigolds too. whistle:
Speaking of rubber fetishes, where is Wenchy?

She's not been around for a few days.
Dunno... I miss her odd ways...  sad24:
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