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The first 2008 where is Wenchy thread
« on: January 07, 2008, 11:59:30 AM »
She has gone AWOL. I have been having to help myself from behind the bar for about 2 weeks now.































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Re: The first 2008 where is Wenchy thread
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2008, 12:06:17 PM »
She's probably worn out with all that "Back to School" shopping, getting Mr Wench to the barber for a haircut and all the other little tasks involved in sending them off for a new term.
Mine seem to have out grown their school shoes in two weeks.
We find this out today and they go back tomorrow. ::)
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Re: The first 2008 where is Wenchy thread
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2008, 12:07:43 PM »
We too have been at the shoeshop. The Bastards!! evil:
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Re: The first 2008 where is Wenchy thread
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2008, 12:12:44 PM »
Strangely my late Father was a shoe man ~ Managed a branch of Barratts for years until he "went over" to the John Lewis Partnership ~ And Mrs S used to manage a West End Branch of Barratts...... she came into my life with 120 pairs of shoes eeek: ~ Twenty years on she is down to a mere 30 pairs
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Re: The first 2008 where is Wenchy thread
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2008, 12:14:10 PM »
And my grandfather made shoes at British United in Leicester. The price they are he ought to have been a millionaire.

Anyway, where is La Wench! evil:

The vomit?
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Re: The first 2008 where is Wenchy thread
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2008, 12:18:26 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 07, 2008, 12:14:10 PM
And my grandfather made shoes at British United in Leicester. The price they are he ought to have been a millionaire.

Anyway, where is La Wench! evil:

The vomit?

Sleeping Beauty syndrome.

Probably jabbed herself with a sewing needle while putting the leather elbow patches on Mr Wenches Harris Tweed jacket.
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Re: The first 2008 where is Wenchy thread
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2008, 12:20:19 PM »
No ~ that was Mrs Snoopy#1 ~ every time she felt a pr*ck in her hand she went to sleep.  ::)
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Re: The first 2008 where is Wenchy thread
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2008, 12:21:32 PM »
She is lurking!
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Re: The first 2008 where is Wenchy thread
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2008, 12:22:40 PM »
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Re: The first 2008 where is Wenchy thread
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2008, 12:23:28 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 07, 2008, 12:20:19 PM
No ~ that was Mrs Snoopy#1 ~ every time she felt a pr*ck in her hand she went to sleep.  ::)
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Re: The first 2008 where is Wenchy thread
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2008, 12:28:25 PM »
1) crackdown at work
2) The Vomit/Shits
3) Celebrating birthday
4) Cleaning the house for said celebration
5) Taking down Christmas
6) Nagging Mr Wench into a haircut that doesn't make him look like Hitler
7) Back to school shopping
8) Spending of £100 gift voucher from school parents.

Think that just about covers it all.
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Re: The first 2008 where is Wenchy thread
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2008, 12:32:57 PM »
The VOMIT then. Nasty, innit?
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Re: The first 2008 where is Wenchy thread
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2008, 12:33:45 PM »
It was horrible!!! THE PAIN!!!
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Re: The first 2008 where is Wenchy thread
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2008, 12:35:28 PM »
Yup! eveilgrin:
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Re: The first 2008 where is Wenchy thread
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2008, 12:37:50 PM »
I am sorry I showed you such a lack of sympathy.  redface:

Stomach ache like nothing else.
Bottom raw.
Chest and back in spasm from the retching.

It was horrible.

And Mr Wench NEVER got it!  evil:
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