The first 2008 where is Wenchy thread

[TG]

Let us bond

[Nick]

Yes. Why?

[Grumpmeister]

Getting 'vaguely' back on thread just for a moment

I am sorry I showed you such a lack of sympathy. 

Stomach ache like nothing else.
Bottom raw.
Chest and back in spasm from the retching.

It was horrible.

And Mr Wench NEVER got it! 

Unfortunately Wenchy its an infectious form of gastroenteririts. The reason Mr Wenchy didnt get it is that you would have eaten somewhere that he didnt and someone there also had the bug.

Dodgy take away during your birthday perchance?

[Snoopy]

Yes. Why?

Just wondered

[Bar Wench]

Getting 'vaguely' back on thread just for a moment

I am sorry I showed you such a lack of sympathy. 

Stomach ache like nothing else.
Bottom raw.
Chest and back in spasm from the retching.

It was horrible.

And Mr Wench NEVER got it! 

Unfortunately Wenchy its an infectious form of gastroenteririts. The reason Mr Wenchy didnt get it is that you would have eaten somewhere that he didnt and someone there also had the bug.

Dodgy take away during your birthday perchance?

http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dvrd/revb/gastro/norovirus-qa.htm

People can become infected with the virus in several ways, including:

- eating food or drinking liquids that are contaminated with norovirus;
- touching surfaces or objects contaminated with norovirus, and then placing their hand in their mouth;
- having direct contact with another person who is infected and showing symptoms (for example, when caring for someone with illness, or sharing foods or eating utensils with someone who is ill).

[Grumpmeister]

I'm assuming that Mr Wench was gloved and masked while you were showing symptoms then Wenchy.

[Nick]

I guess he usually is!

[Bar Wench]

I'm assuming that Mr Wench was gloved and masked while you were showing symptoms then Wenchy.

I was shown no sympathy at all! On one occasion I was sick in the sink and all he could say was well I hope you'll clear that up and crack a window can you. He is NOT popular. 

[Nick]

My sympathies
















































 

[Grumpmeister]

I'm assuming that Mr Wench was gloved and masked while you were showing symptoms then Wenchy.

I was shown no sympathy at all! On one occasion I was sick in the sink and all he could say was well I hope you'll clear that up and crack a window can you. He is NOT popular. 

I admit it would be childish and petty but in cases like this laxative can be a great form of revenge to an unsuspecting Mr Wench....

[Darwins Selection]

Have you noticed that Wenchy has missed 12th night and still has her mistletoe on show?

I thought they were pearls. 

[Nick]

 

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Strangely my late Father was a shoe man ~ Managed a branch of Barratts for years until he "went over" to the John Lewis Partnership ~ And Mrs S used to manage a West End Branch of Barratts...... she came into my life with 120 pairs of shoes ~ Twenty years on she is down to a mere 30 pairs

I too am a shoe man... 

Boots! Does it for me, everytime.

[Barman]

Strangely my late Father was a shoe man ~ Managed a branch of Barratts for years until he "went over" to the John Lewis Partnership ~ And Mrs S used to manage a West End Branch of Barratts...... she came into my life with 120 pairs of shoes ~ Twenty years on she is down to a mere 30 pairs

I too am a shoe man... 

Boots! Does it for me, everytime.

 

[Geordie Lad]

Was the voms after the ruby on Saturday night?

PS - the haircut didn't work. . . . . .  noooo:

PPS - My first saturday job was at a branch of Barratts. . . . . in the ladies depatrtment no less. . . . . . loved helping the girls on with those long boots. . . . . and sold more of that crappy stain resist/water resist/polish add on rubbish than anyone else in the shop! Who's the man????   lol: