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Offline Nick

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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #30 on: January 08, 2008, 01:41:26 PM »
The world has gone mad noooo:
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #31 on: January 08, 2008, 01:46:49 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 08, 2008, 01:24:07 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 08, 2008, 09:23:45 AM
Mine left instructions to bury him at the bottom of the garden and inform the world he has run off with another woman. All this so we wouldn't have to pay inheritance tax.
How could he run off with another woman if he was buried at the bottom of the garden?  rubschin:

Plan of action was

1) HE DIES
2) We bury him in the garden
3) We tell everyone he ran off with another woman
4) We donn't have to pay death duties/ inheritance tax
5) Wenchy and Brother go to jail for improper disposal of a dead body

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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #32 on: January 08, 2008, 01:47:29 PM »
I understood that idea. Excellent. We are surrounded by idiots. noooo:
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #33 on: January 08, 2008, 01:48:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 08, 2008, 01:47:29 PM
I understood that idea. Excellent. We are surrounded by idiots. noooo:

It certainly seems so.  noooo:
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #34 on: January 08, 2008, 01:48:40 PM »
Good plan apart from item 5.
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #35 on: January 08, 2008, 01:48:55 PM »
We should have a part of the board for non-idiots to contribute to. It would be quite quiet though
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #36 on: January 08, 2008, 01:49:31 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 08, 2008, 01:48:40 PM
Good plan apart from item 5.

Ah, I couldn't be arsed to read that far.
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #37 on: January 08, 2008, 01:49:50 PM »
Quote from: tel on January 08, 2008, 01:40:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 08, 2008, 01:24:07 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 08, 2008, 09:23:45 AM
Mine left instructions to bury him at the bottom of the garden and inform the world he has run off with another woman. All this so we wouldn't have to pay inheritance tax.
How could he run off with another woman if he was buried at the bottom of the garden?  rubschin:

He's a dwarf - v good at tunneling.
rubschin:
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #38 on: January 08, 2008, 01:50:29 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 08, 2008, 01:49:31 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 08, 2008, 01:48:40 PM
Good plan apart from item 5.

Ah, I couldn't be arsed to read that far.

My Dad couldn't be arsed to think that far!
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #39 on: January 08, 2008, 01:50:47 PM »
Barman seems to a few posts behind the rest of us  ;)
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #40 on: January 08, 2008, 01:51:13 PM »
Well said. Hangover I spect
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #41 on: January 08, 2008, 01:52:01 PM »
No... sober last night...  noooo:
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #42 on: January 08, 2008, 01:52:18 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 08, 2008, 01:51:13 PM
Well said. Hangover I spect

No he is just stupid. It's the lack of hair you see. The brain gets cold and lonely.
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #43 on: January 08, 2008, 01:52:26 PM »
Well there's your problem then!
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #44 on: January 08, 2008, 01:52:56 PM »
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