Making a Will

[Nick]

I have just done it! I feel terribly grown up!! Pity that the solicitor was wearing the most absurd red shiny wig! He came to see us out. It was still blustery outside. I feared for it, I really did.

[Snoopy]

Beware of piano wires across the stairs and slip the cat a little of any meal served to you by Mrs Nick before you eat any yourself. 

[Nick]

We discussed all that stuff. What with one thing and another The Boy will be a millionaire when we die (we haven't told him). More worryingly Mrs Nick will be able to live in comfort when I die (not "pass on" as the idiot solicitor said - see also "When something happens to one of us........" "YOu mean like death?"). Mrs Nick asked too many questions for my liking about Inheritance Tax

It's in trust till he's 25!! Otherwise he would blow it on sweets and Doctor Who trading cards

[Snoopy]

We discussed all that stuff. What with one thing and another The Boy will be a millionaire when we die (we haven't told him). More worryingly Mrs Nick will be able to live in comfort when I die (not "pass on" as the idiot solicitor said - see also "When something happens to one of us........" "YOu mean like death?"). Mrs Nick asked too many questions for my liking about Inheritance Tax

It's in trust till he's 25!! Otherwise he would blow it on sweets and Doctor Who trading cards

Well that probably makes you feel that it has all been worthwhile.

I shall leave little when my time comes ~ Mrs#1 took everything at the divorce ...... then ill health denied the opportunity to reaccumulate. The house is mainly in Mrs#2's name as it was advised that given the age difference and my health it mght make things easier. I think only 10% of the house value is in my "estate" and of course the health issues mean that there is little life insurance. Hence the "provision" she is currently making by updating her qualifications.

[Darwins Selection]

It's in trust till he's 25!! Otherwise he would blow it on sweets and Doctor Who trading cards

What do you expect he will spend it on at 25?

Porsche, Rolex, whores or Ganja?

[Nick]

That too is taken care of. Anyhow, how he chooses to blow my hard earned will be his business. I wish him fun!

[Darwins Selection]

That too is taken care of. Anyhow, how he chooses to blow my hard earned will be his business. I wish him fun!

 

 

[Bar Wench]

Mine is in trust till I'm 35. 

[tel]

Some people are in a truss for life.

[Nick]

Excellent idea. We can still amend the draft. What happens when you are 35? Toyboys, yachts, odd cockctails?

[Nick]

Some people are in a truss for life.

My sympathies!

[Bar Wench]

Excellent idea. We can still amend the draft. What happens when you are 35? Toyboys, yachts, odd cockctails?

Buy a house! Mother Wench has said in hindsight I could probably have had mine a little earlier but in the interest of fairness my Bro and I had to be the same. 

[Nick]

Or a better car

[Bar Wench]

Why would Mr Wench get anything from my trust fund? 

[Nick]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm

Because you have captured him and he is yours to dally with?