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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #15 on: January 07, 2008, 01:14:18 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 07, 2008, 12:37:30 PM
Ummmmmmmmmmmmm

Because you have captured him and he is yours to dally with?

Dally you say?  rubschin:
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #16 on: January 07, 2008, 01:15:00 PM »
I fear for him noooo:
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #17 on: January 07, 2008, 01:23:36 PM »
There are times he fears for himself!  eveilgrin:
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #18 on: January 07, 2008, 01:35:37 PM »
Rightly!
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2008, 08:04:28 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 07, 2008, 12:00:49 PM
I have just done it! I feel terribly grown up!! Pity that the solicitor was wearing the most absurd red shiny wig! He came to see us out. It was still blustery outside. I feared for it, I really did. evil:

I have to admit, given the daily flow of cataclysNick events you regale us with I would have thought you'd have made a will long before now.  eeek:

Quote from: Bar Wench on January 07, 2008, 12:36:53 PM
Why would Mr Wench get anything from my trust fund?  eeek:

I was under the impression that your trust fund was going towards the construction of a massive pyramid like tomb for you as it would be the only way you could take the tat mountain with you when the time comes.  whistle:
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #20 on: January 07, 2008, 08:07:05 PM »
Quite!
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #21 on: January 07, 2008, 11:17:29 PM »
My dad left me his gas bill... bastard cussing:
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #22 on: January 08, 2008, 09:23:45 AM »
Mine left instructions to bury him at the bottom of the garden and inform the world he has run off with another woman. All this so we wouldn't have to pay inheritance tax.
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #23 on: January 08, 2008, 11:13:22 AM »
You're better off stuffed and mounted.
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #24 on: January 08, 2008, 11:17:12 AM »
Quote from: tel on January 08, 2008, 11:13:22 AM
You're better off stuffed and mounted.
In any order.
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #25 on: January 08, 2008, 01:24:07 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 08, 2008, 09:23:45 AM
Mine left instructions to bury him at the bottom of the garden and inform the world he has run off with another woman. All this so we wouldn't have to pay inheritance tax.
How could he run off with another woman if he was buried at the bottom of the garden?  rubschin:
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #26 on: January 08, 2008, 01:29:35 PM »
Think "canoeist" noooo:
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #27 on: January 08, 2008, 01:31:14 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 08, 2008, 01:29:35 PM
Think "canoeist" noooo:
How could he paddle off with another woman if he was buried at the bottom of the garden?  rubschin:
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #28 on: January 08, 2008, 01:31:53 PM »
Barman's remaining brain cell develops a fault
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #29 on: January 08, 2008, 01:40:13 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 08, 2008, 01:24:07 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 08, 2008, 09:23:45 AM
Mine left instructions to bury him at the bottom of the garden and inform the world he has run off with another woman. All this so we wouldn't have to pay inheritance tax.
How could he run off with another woman if he was buried at the bottom of the garden?  rubschin:

He's a dwarf - v good at tunneling.
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