Mine left instructions to bury him at the bottom of the garden and inform the world he has run off with another woman. All this so we wouldn't have to pay inheritance tax.
How could he run off with another woman if he was buried at the bottom of the garden?
Plan of action was
1) HE DIES
2) We bury him in the garden
3) We tell everyone he ran off with another woman
4) We donn't have to pay death duties/ inheritance tax
5) Wenchy and Brother go to jail for improper disposal of a dead body