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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #45 on: January 08, 2008, 01:53:23 PM »
So have you made a will?
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #46 on: January 08, 2008, 01:54:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 08, 2008, 01:52:26 PM
Well there's your problem then!

I don't get it.  redface:


And yes I have.
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #47 on: January 08, 2008, 01:55:18 PM »
I meant Barman.

This thread is a disaster. noooo:
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #48 on: January 08, 2008, 01:56:55 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 08, 2008, 01:55:18 PM
I meant Barman.

This thread is a disaster. noooo:
I have two wills... one for the UK and one for Cyprus... or something...  whistle:
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #49 on: January 08, 2008, 01:57:18 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 08, 2008, 01:54:31 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 08, 2008, 01:52:26 PM
Well there's your problem then!

I don't get it.  redface:


And yes I have.

Funeral arrangements?
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #50 on: January 08, 2008, 01:57:26 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 08, 2008, 01:55:18 PM
I meant Barman.

This thread is a disaster. noooo:

Ahhhhh.

It needs to be a registered disaster zone and then we can get financial aid!
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #51 on: January 08, 2008, 01:57:55 PM »
Quote from: tel on January 08, 2008, 01:57:18 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 08, 2008, 01:54:31 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 08, 2008, 01:52:26 PM
Well there's your problem then!

I don't get it.  redface:


And yes I have.

Funeral arrangements?

I have a living will, I've made funeral arrangements and I have a normal will.
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #52 on: January 08, 2008, 02:00:07 PM »
Do pray describe your funeral arrangements unto us. A pyre onto which Mr Wench hurls himself perhaps? A longboat? Stripped by vultures (see also cruelty to vultures)?
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #53 on: January 08, 2008, 02:01:28 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 08, 2008, 02:00:07 PM
Do pray describe your funeral arrangements unto us. A pyre onto which Mr Wench hurls himself perhaps? A longboat? Stripped by vultures?

I want to be cremated.
I want no religious ceremony what so ever.
I want no one to wear black
I want a HUGE piss up and no weeping and wailing
Anyone who mentions god is to be kicked out
I want my teddy bear burnt with me.  redface:
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #54 on: January 08, 2008, 02:02:22 PM »
Don't you like your teddy then? Tsk
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #55 on: January 08, 2008, 02:03:40 PM »
I love my teddy! That is why he is going with me!
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #56 on: January 08, 2008, 02:03:55 PM »
I want to be cremated and have one last thrill ride up a Dyson…

But if I peg it here I will be buried the next day in the new village cemetery…

Or something like that…
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #57 on: January 08, 2008, 02:04:10 PM »
Makes perfect sense


























































































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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #58 on: January 08, 2008, 02:04:54 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 08, 2008, 02:03:55 PM
I want to be cremated and have one last thrill ride up a Dyson…

But if I peg it here I will be buried the next day in the new village cemetery…

Or something like that…


Or under the patio! eveilgrin:
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #59 on: January 08, 2008, 02:05:13 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 08, 2008, 02:03:55 PM
I want to be cremated and have one last thrill ride up a Dyson…

But if I peg it here I will be buried the next day in the new village cemetery…

Or something like that…


Why would you not be there?
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