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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #60 on: January 08, 2008, 02:06:41 PM »
Now she is talking rubbish. What is going on today? Of course you are there when you die (briefly).
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #61 on: January 08, 2008, 02:07:50 PM »
Why wouldn't he be in Cyprus you pillock!

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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #62 on: January 08, 2008, 02:08:16 PM »
I want to be cremated and have one last thrill ride up a Dyson…

But if I peg it here I will be buried the next day in the new village cemetery…

Or something like that…


Why would you not be there?
Well, if perchance I came to the UK, had a get-together with the fine fellows on this board and was having such a good time that my heart gave out…  whistle:

Unlikely I admit…  noooo:
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #63 on: January 08, 2008, 02:09:00 PM »
Are you buying?
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #64 on: January 08, 2008, 02:09:31 PM »
Are you coughing up for the booze?


I'm still waiting for my wedding invitation by the way!!!

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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #65 on: January 08, 2008, 02:10:03 PM »
Are you keen to meet up or see me die?  rubschin:
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #66 on: January 08, 2008, 02:11:08 PM »
It's a win win situation really.

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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #67 on: January 08, 2008, 02:11:30 PM »
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #68 on: January 08, 2008, 02:11:53 PM »
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #69 on: January 08, 2008, 02:13:03 PM »
Well there's your problem then!

I don't get it.  redface:


And yes I have.

Seriously thinking about paying for mine now.

Funeral arrangements?

I have a living will, I've made funeral arrangements and I have a normal will.

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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #70 on: January 08, 2008, 02:13:38 PM »
If you can afford to do so then why not. I fully intend to when I can and then no bugger can cock it up!

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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #71 on: January 08, 2008, 02:16:52 PM »
I am sure Mr Wench is already planning it!
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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #72 on: January 08, 2008, 02:17:16 PM »
Having arranged one last year (FIL), was looking at sorting out one in advance for MIL, but she went before we could do anything. It is a good deal and you can even pay in instalments over 12 months.

Morbid? NO. Practical? YES.

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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #73 on: January 08, 2008, 02:17:40 PM »
I am sure Mr Wench is already planning it!

He can't! I have!

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Re: Making a Will
« Reply #74 on: January 08, 2008, 02:21:32 PM »
My mother's will specified she wanted her ashes scattered. Trouble is, she didn't say where noooo:
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