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Re: 2008 so far
« Reply #45 on: January 09, 2008, 11:51:53 AM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on January 09, 2008, 11:05:05 AM
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Oh cry: I was so looking forward to it.
You can look forward to it... in December...  whistle:
Not even a little one... please...?  .....la la lalla
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Re: 2008 so far
« Reply #46 on: January 09, 2008, 11:53:15 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 09, 2008, 11:51:25 AM
Come friendly bomb. At least the insurance would pay up then evil:

Careful, knowing your luck it would be the roof of Mrs Nick's new car that ir goes through  happy001
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Re: 2008 so far
« Reply #47 on: January 09, 2008, 12:55:18 PM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on January 09, 2008, 11:05:05 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 09, 2008, 09:38:40 AM
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on January 09, 2008, 09:28:20 AM
Oh cry: I was so looking forward to it.
You can look forward to it... in December...  whistle:
Not even a little one... please...?  .....la la lalla

He will come round and cut off your clapper at the sound of the first tinkle.
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Re: 2008 so far
« Reply #48 on: January 09, 2008, 01:24:29 PM »
Things are looking up. A lady call Eileen Kilgore has e mailed to let me know that my "love stick" can be doubled in size to make Mrs Nick "scream" with delight.

Does anyone know this Ms Kilgore asnd has anyone taken her up on her strange offer?
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Re: 2008 so far
« Reply #49 on: January 09, 2008, 01:33:03 PM »
You'll end up walking in a very strange fashion!
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Re: 2008 so far
« Reply #50 on: January 09, 2008, 01:35:06 PM »
Oh dear. HOw do you cope with that then?
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Re: 2008 so far
« Reply #51 on: January 09, 2008, 01:38:16 PM »
I had 67 such emails overnight, last night.  cussing:
Deal with them by pressing the delete button.
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Re: 2008 so far
« Reply #52 on: January 09, 2008, 01:39:03 PM »
I can 'gain the greatest schlong ever' according to Alvaro U. Glenn  eeek:
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Re: 2008 so far
« Reply #53 on: January 09, 2008, 01:41:03 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 09, 2008, 01:39:03 PM
I can 'gain the greatest schlong ever' according to Alvaro U. Glenn  eeek:

I considered replying to all 67 and having the biggest x 67 but what would I do with it?  whistle:
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Re: 2008 so far
« Reply #54 on: January 09, 2008, 01:42:30 PM »
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I can 'gain the greatest schlong ever' according to Alvaro U. Glenn  eeek:

I considered replying to all 67 and having the biggest x 67 but what would I do with it?  whistle:
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Re: 2008 so far
« Reply #55 on: January 09, 2008, 01:43:46 PM »
Rock hard boner in not an unachievable dream!

According to Marrianne Lilly...

I suppose she should know?
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Re: 2008 so far
« Reply #56 on: January 09, 2008, 01:44:38 PM »
Just checked my in box ~ another 28 of the b@st@rds  Banghead
All marked by my Spam Filter as "Junk". If it knows they are Junk why doesn't it  censored: dispose of them?
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Re: 2008 so far
« Reply #57 on: January 09, 2008, 01:47:01 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 09, 2008, 01:41:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 09, 2008, 01:39:03 PM
I can 'gain the greatest schlong ever' according to Alvaro U. Glenn  eeek:

I considered replying to all 67 and having the biggest x 67 but what would I do with it?  whistle:

Trip up, very often.
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Re: 2008 so far
« Reply #58 on: January 09, 2008, 03:01:52 PM »
I just got an e-mail from a guy I know in the 'States with the title: -

Possible Virus Do not open e mails from me

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Re: 2008 so far
« Reply #59 on: January 09, 2008, 03:25:08 PM »
How very American ~ even if he isn't he has clearly been infected by association ...............
Still it all helps keep the clever/dumb world in balance  ::)
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