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Re: Burning Teddy Bears
« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2008, 02:20:20 PM »
I was worrying about the snap, crackle and pop effect of excess cocoa butter. We wouldn't want an explosion (so undignified). See also: Jeffrey Barnard
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Re: Burning Teddy Bears
« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2008, 02:21:29 PM »
You were warned!

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Re: Burning Teddy Bears
« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2008, 02:22:00 PM »
Another eclipse!
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Re: Burning Teddy Bears
« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2008, 02:24:28 PM »
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the casket

See also: coffin, box

Shouldn't we be recycled nowadays. For the good of the environment?






















Oh yes. Wenchy must burn. Sorry.

Goodbye Ozone layer noooo:
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Re: Burning Teddy Bears
« Reply #19 on: January 08, 2008, 04:09:03 PM »
I have a chum who wants to be composted.








And on the subject of cremation .... this implant of mine has to be removed before I can be .... otherwise, they tell me, I'm likely to blow the roof off the crem.


Now that would be a good way to go! whistle:
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Re: Burning Teddy Bears
« Reply #20 on: January 08, 2008, 04:21:05 PM »
PS These are the people for what you want Wenchy.

http://www.naturalendings.co.uk/

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Re: Burning Teddy Bears
« Reply #21 on: January 08, 2008, 04:41:39 PM »
I gather there are organic coffins these days. Even organic chocolate ones eveilgrin:
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Re: Burning Teddy Bears
« Reply #22 on: January 08, 2008, 05:21:52 PM »
Check out the "Cremated Remains" page ~ Ashes incorprated into a firework and sent into space with a shower of sparks. GREAT!
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Re: Burning Teddy Bears
« Reply #23 on: January 08, 2008, 07:16:52 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy link=topic=2525. msg49305#msg49305 date=1199812912
Check out the "Cremated Remains" page ~ Ashes incorprated into a firework and sent into space with a shower of sparks.  GREAT!

Five years ago somebody I know said he wanted this, he knew you could get fireworks to explode as a smiley face, he wanted his ashes to go up and explode over the village hopefully spelling "f**k you" as his final goodbye. 
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Re: Burning Teddy Bears
« Reply #24 on: January 08, 2008, 08:11:44 PM »
oh! I thought this was the lingerie thread..... rubschin:
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Re: Burning Teddy Bears
« Reply #25 on: January 09, 2008, 06:47:23 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 08, 2008, 05:21:52 PM
Check out the "Cremated Remains" page ~ Ashes incorprated into a firework and sent into space with a shower of sparks. GREAT!
I don’t fancy being showered with some stranger’s remains on bonfire night… It’s bad enough when a relative blows in your face.  whistle:
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Re: Burning Teddy Bears
« Reply #26 on: January 09, 2008, 08:18:20 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 09, 2008, 06:47:23 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 08, 2008, 05:21:52 PM
Check out the "Cremated Remains" page ~ Ashes incorprated into a firework and sent into space with a shower of sparks. GREAT!
I don’t fancy being showered with some stranger’s remains on bonfire night… It’s bad enough when a relative blows in your face.  whistle:
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What was that noise like a motorbike falling over outside?
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Re: Burning Teddy Bears
« Reply #27 on: January 09, 2008, 08:22:58 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 09, 2008, 08:18:20 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 09, 2008, 06:47:23 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 08, 2008, 05:21:52 PM
Check out the "Cremated Remains" page ~ Ashes incorprated into a firework and sent into space with a shower of sparks. GREAT!
I don’t fancy being showered with some stranger’s remains on bonfire night… It’s bad enough when a relative blows in your face.  whistle:
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What was that noise like a motorbike falling over outside?
When a cremated relative blows in your face...  ::)












I set that one up just for you.  ;)
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Re: Burning Teddy Bears
« Reply #28 on: January 09, 2008, 09:06:58 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 09, 2008, 08:22:58 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 09, 2008, 08:18:20 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 09, 2008, 06:47:23 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 08, 2008, 05:21:52 PM
Check out the "Cremated Remains" page ~ Ashes incorprated into a firework and sent into space with a shower of sparks. GREAT!
I don’t fancy being showered with some stranger’s remains on bonfire night… It’s bad enough when a relative blows in your face.  whistle:
<snigger>

What was that noise like a motorbike falling over outside?
When a cremated relative blows in your face...  ::)


I set that one up just for you.  ;)
How very kind.  ;D

















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Re: Burning Teddy Bears
« Reply #29 on: January 09, 2008, 09:23:53 AM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/7177384.stm

A solution to rising fuel prices? All we need now is a good epidemic eveilgrin:
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