Burning Teddy Bears

[Nick]

Well?

[Bar Wench]

In general it is a bad thing! However if one wishes to take one's teddy on one's final journey then that is acceptable!

[Barman]

I doubt if H & S will allow it… 

[Nick]

Teddies are full of toxins!!

[Bar Wench]

I doubt if H & S will allow it… 

They will, I checked!  

[Nick]

Pray relay to us the telephone call!!

Don't spare the detail!!

[Bar Wench]

I called the local crem and asked if there were restrictions about what could and could not be put in the casket. They asked specifically what I had concerns over and I answered that it was a teddy bear. They said that was fine.

[Barman]

I doubt if H & S will allow it… 

They will, I checked!  

That was M & S where you bought the teddy...  

[Bar Wench]

See the post above yours. Do keep up. 

[Nick]

 

So you didn't ask about you being in there then? And anyway, why assume all crems have the same rules. You could be  ummmm in Wales, for example, where they would never ever allow that

[Barman]

See the post above yours. Do keep up. 

I'm trying my best...  

it was funny tho wasn't it?  

[Bar Wench]

So you didn't ask about you being in there then? And anyway, why assume all crems have the same rules. You could be  ummmm in Wales, for example, where they would never ever allow that

Then I will change my will accordingly once I have spoken to the local crem there. However, if I died in Wales at the moment then I would be transported back here for the burning.

And no BM it wasn't!

[Barman]

So you didn't ask about you being in there then? And anyway, why assume all crems have the same rules. You could be  ummmm in Wales, for example, where they would never ever allow that

Then I will change my will accordingly once I have spoken to the local crem there. However, if I died in Wales at the moment then I would be transported back here for the burning.

And no BM it wasn't!

 

[Nick]

Are you safe to be burnt? Have you been tested?

[Bar Wench]

 

I'll leave again!