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Offline Nick

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Dreams
« on: January 10, 2008, 10:39:58 AM »
They can be quite good fun  ;D, but not last night. evil:

Half was spent being harangued by an angry Gordon Brown. evil: evil: spider:

The other half was spent missing transatlantic flights because of public transport failures.

I'm knackered eveilgrin: evil:
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Re: Dreams
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2008, 10:45:11 AM »
 eeek: That's an odd combination. Lay off the cheese on toast for supper if I were you.

Noooooooooooo I don't think we need to disclose what it is that makes my little doggy legs twitch in my sleep  noooo:
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Re: Dreams
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2008, 10:47:39 AM »
It was salmon last night noooo:
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Re: Dreams
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2008, 10:50:35 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 10, 2008, 10:47:39 AM
It was salmon last night noooo:

Cheese board to follow?
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Re: Dreams
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2008, 10:51:31 AM »
No. I had a bath, first
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Re: Dreams
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2008, 10:54:04 AM »
Messy eater?
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Re: Dreams
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2008, 11:11:39 AM »
Salmon eh? Then you'll like this one.

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A couple, hosting a dinner party, were interrupted when the maid called the hostess to the kitchen.

"Ma'am, the cat climbed up on the kitchen counter and ate the middle of the salmon."

Light on her feet, the hostess told her to replace the missing portion with canned salmon, then returned to her guests. As everyone enjoyed the fish, the maid summoned the hostess into the kitchen again.

"Ma'am, the cat is dead!"

The frightened hostess felt obliged to inform her guests and suggested everyone go to the hospital together to get their stomachs pumped.

Returning home after their long, expensive, and embarrassing ordeal, she asked the maid where she had put the cat. "Nowhere, Ma'am. It's still out in the street where the car hit it!"
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Re: Dreams
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2008, 11:22:49 AM »
ha ha you are here
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Re: Dreams
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2008, 11:25:30 AM »
An appreciative audience ~ I warm to this poster  cloud9:
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Re: Dreams
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2008, 11:28:36 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 10, 2008, 11:25:30 AM
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it will take time for me to figure out the forum .
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Re: Dreams
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2008, 11:42:19 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 10, 2008, 10:45:11 AM
eeek: That's an odd combination. Lay off the cheese on toast for supper if I were you.

Figured that would be business as normal for our Nick  whistle:
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Re: Dreams
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2008, 11:50:13 AM »
Quote from: garga on January 10, 2008, 11:28:36 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 10, 2008, 11:25:30 AM
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it will take time for me to figure out the forum .

I have not managed to figure it out yet.  noooo:
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Re: Dreams
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2008, 11:53:00 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 10, 2008, 11:50:13 AM
Quote from: garga on January 10, 2008, 11:28:36 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 10, 2008, 11:25:30 AM
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it will take time for me to figure out the forum .

I have not managed to figure it out yet.  noooo:

Kiss my arse ? nooooo
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Re: Dreams
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2008, 11:57:01 AM »
Quote from: garga on January 10, 2008, 11:53:00 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 10, 2008, 11:50:13 AM
Quote from: garga on January 10, 2008, 11:28:36 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 10, 2008, 11:25:30 AM
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it will take time for me to figure out the forum .

I have not managed to figure it out yet.  noooo:

Kiss my arse ? nooooo
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Re: Dreams
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2008, 12:20:33 PM »
Quote from: garga on January 10, 2008, 11:53:00 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 10, 2008, 11:50:13 AM
Quote from: garga on January 10, 2008, 11:28:36 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 10, 2008, 11:25:30 AM
An appreciative audience ~ I warm to this poster  cloud9:


it will take time for me to figure out the forum .

I have not managed to figure it out yet.  noooo:

Kiss my arse ? nooooo
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D YES!!!!!
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