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Re: Pre wedding stress caused by inefficient WD supplier
« Reply #105 on: January 16, 2008, 10:47:43 AM »
Yes, how 'bout  eyes:
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Re: Pre wedding stress caused by inefficient WD supplier
« Reply #106 on: January 16, 2008, 10:47:50 AM »
She plucks her eyebrows, since you ask
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Re: Pre wedding stress caused by inefficient WD supplier
« Reply #107 on: January 16, 2008, 10:49:15 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 16, 2008, 10:47:50 AM
She plucks her eyebrows, since you ask
rubschin:

Is that all she does... apart from the liguistic thingy?  rubschin:
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Re: Pre wedding stress caused by inefficient WD supplier
« Reply #108 on: January 16, 2008, 10:50:39 AM »
Question ........... Why do women need to open their mouths into an 0 to apply mascara?
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Re: Pre wedding stress caused by inefficient WD supplier
« Reply #109 on: January 16, 2008, 10:52:19 AM »
We await the punchline. tunble:
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Re: Pre wedding stress caused by inefficient WD supplier
« Reply #110 on: January 16, 2008, 10:52:39 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 16, 2008, 10:50:39 AM
Question ........... Why do women need to open their mouths into an 0 to apply mascara?

To tease you silly men - of course!!!
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Re: Pre wedding stress caused by inefficient WD supplier
« Reply #111 on: January 16, 2008, 10:52:56 AM »
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Re: Pre wedding stress caused by inefficient WD supplier
« Reply #112 on: January 16, 2008, 10:53:25 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2008, 10:49:15 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 16, 2008, 10:47:50 AM
She plucks her eyebrows, since you ask
rubschin:

Is that all she does... apart from the liguistic thingy?  rubschin:

She can mow a lawn.

Come to think of it, most of her hobbies involve removing excess growths of one kind or another rubschin:
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Re: Pre wedding stress caused by inefficient WD supplier
« Reply #113 on: January 16, 2008, 10:54:41 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 16, 2008, 10:53:25 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2008, 10:49:15 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 16, 2008, 10:47:50 AM
She plucks her eyebrows, since you ask
rubschin:

Is that all she does... apart from the liguistic thingy?  rubschin:

She can mow a lawn.

Come to think of it, most of her hobbies involve removing excess growths of one kind or another rubschin:
I don't have a lawn...  noooo:
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Re: Pre wedding stress caused by inefficient WD supplier
« Reply #114 on: January 16, 2008, 10:55:51 AM »
A rug perhaps? point:
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Re: Pre wedding stress caused by inefficient WD supplier
« Reply #115 on: January 16, 2008, 10:56:43 AM »
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Re: Pre wedding stress caused by inefficient WD supplier
« Reply #116 on: January 16, 2008, 10:57:22 AM »


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Re: Pre wedding stress caused by inefficient WD supplier
« Reply #117 on: January 16, 2008, 10:58:32 AM »
Yes BM is correct - tickets booked to return to UK (leave here Fri 18 Jan) to do some serious duffing up (probably) of said WD lady - although now have booked time to call said WD lady in approximately half hour from now and will see whether or not this can be resolved without need for duffing up skills  angry041:

Have after many telephone discussions with daughter (who is beautiful and also clever by the way) decided the best plan (as suggested by those of superior intelligence on this forum) to quit the deal and get out as painlessly and (perhaps not) cheaply as possible.

Reason for the return to to do the necessary (on both parts) Mummy/Daughter new 'THE DRESS' wedding dress selection

Anyways will update you all again following the telephone call - who's betting WD lady doesn't answer even though she has promised  evil:  
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Re: Pre wedding stress caused by inefficient WD supplier
« Reply #118 on: January 16, 2008, 10:59:48 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 16, 2008, 10:52:19 AM
We await the punchline. tunble:


No punchline I'm afraid, just a question based on years of observation. Women simply cannot apply eye makeup without contorting their mouths ~ hadn't you noticed?
P'raps LL is right but maybe there is some other explanation.
Watch Mrs Nick getting ready to go out and see what I mean.
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Re: Pre wedding stress caused by inefficient WD supplier
« Reply #119 on: January 16, 2008, 11:04:16 AM »
Oh, I see.  I will have to watch carefully.
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