So I deduce that LL was sweet reason
and the dressmaker is refunding all the money, a new dress maker is being identified, a new dress will be chosen, everyone will say how loverly she looks on the day whilst LL and Miss P will agree that they never REALLY liked the first dress anyway. In the meantime Baldy Baldy Bastard will be working overtime to pay for it all.
Actually I have this tee shirt so if you want I'll ship it to you old chap .... save you buying one for yourself.