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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Pre wedding stress caused by inefficient WD supplier
« Reply #270 on: January 16, 2008, 04:55:57 PM »
Lewis Carrol the great woofter.
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Re: Pre wedding stress caused by inefficient WD supplier
« Reply #271 on: January 16, 2008, 04:56:59 PM »
It pains me to admit it but yes right Tennyson but the way you quoted it was not easy to recognise.
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The Beggar Maid
Alfred Tennyson

HER arms across her breast she laid;
    She was more fair than words can say;
Barefooted came the beggar maid
    Before the king Cophetua.
In robe and crown the king stept down,
    To meet and greet her on her way;
‘It is no wonder,’ said the lords,
    ‘She is more beautiful than day.’

As shines the moon in clouded skies,
    She in her poor attire was seen:
One praised her ankles, one her eyes,
    One her dark hair and lovesome mien.
So sweet a face, such angel grace,
    In all that land had never been:
Cophetua sware a royal oath:
    ‘This beggar maid shall be my queen!’
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Re: Pre wedding stress caused by inefficient WD supplier
« Reply #272 on: January 16, 2008, 04:58:35 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 16, 2008, 04:44:02 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 16, 2008, 04:42:47 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 16, 2008, 04:41:43 PM
Miss Piggy must be searching in vain for any mention of a wedding dress within the pile of shite this thread has turned into.  noooo:

Pile of shite because having exhausted the news on the wedding dress we have moved on but you want to milk the last details?

Are there any more details?

Not sure how much detail the last update had but the final plan is that I (in full LL garb, tiger skin print and fish nets of course  ::)) will on this coming Tuesday 22nd Jan be going to said crappy WD shop to collect the BM dresses and during that visit  fence: I will put on the final thumbscrews attempting to gain further advantage over the inept WD lady who has caused sooooooooooooooooooooo much grief and angst this past week, giving her one of my Mummy looks (ask Miss Piggy about those  lol:) and suggesting to her that following further 'full' review of the damaging emotional stress cause (blah blah blah blah) it PERHAPS would be pertinent for her to refund part (albeit ALL) of the initial deposit paid for said balls up WD  angry041: In a very clam and smooth tone, of course  cussing:

Daughter (aka Miss Piggy) is I believe now much happier and looking forward to mummy hugs early Saturday morning  ;D

Wenchy - will PM you my personal UK mobile number so we can coordinate a meet up time. I will have BM's cash with me so the first 10 bottles of so will be out of his pocket  happy001 Probably looking at either evenings of 24th/25th or 26th Jan  

If anyone one else can drag their sorry arse to the relevant neck of the woods then you would also be very welcome !!!
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Re: Pre wedding stress caused by inefficient WD supplier
« Reply #273 on: January 16, 2008, 05:00:47 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 16, 2008, 04:55:57 PM
Lewis Carrol the great woofter.
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Top post Wenchy!
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Re: Pre wedding stress caused by inefficient WD supplier
« Reply #274 on: January 16, 2008, 05:01:00 PM »
Tempting offer LL but who would look after the shop?

Anyway since I can't drink it's a very long drive for a perrier water, even with lime twist.
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Re: Pre wedding stress caused by inefficient WD supplier
« Reply #275 on: January 16, 2008, 05:01:33 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 16, 2008, 04:56:59 PM
It pains me to admit it but yes right Tennyson but the way you quoted it was not easy to recognise.
Quote
The Beggar Maid
Alfred Tennyson

HER arms across her breast she laid;
    She was more fair than words can say;
Barefooted came the beggar maid
    Before the king Cophetua.
In robe and crown the king stept down,
    To meet and greet her on her way;
‘It is no wonder,’ said the lords,
    ‘She is more beautiful than day.’

As shines the moon in clouded skies,
    She in her poor attire was seen:
One praised her ankles, one her eyes,
    One her dark hair and lovesome mien.
So sweet a face, such angel grace,
    In all that land had never been:
Cophetua sware a royal oath:
    ‘This beggar maid shall be my queen!’

HA HA HA  point:

Just proves that I am comfortable enough with the text to play with it!


LL EXCELLENT - Will check the diary ASAP!!!

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Re: Pre wedding stress caused by inefficient WD supplier
« Reply #276 on: January 16, 2008, 05:01:50 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2008, 05:00:47 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 16, 2008, 04:55:57 PM
Lewis Carrol the great woofter.
happy001
Top post Wenchy!

Oh it wasn't that good.  ::)
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Re: Pre wedding stress caused by inefficient WD supplier
« Reply #277 on: January 16, 2008, 05:02:10 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on January 16, 2008, 04:58:35 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 16, 2008, 04:44:02 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 16, 2008, 04:42:47 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 16, 2008, 04:41:43 PM
Miss Piggy must be searching in vain for any mention of a wedding dress within the pile of shite this thread has turned into.  noooo:

Pile of shite because having exhausted the news on the wedding dress we have moved on but you want to milk the last details?

Are there any more details?

Not sure how much detail the last update had but the final plan is that I (in full LL garb, tiger skin print and fish nets of course  ::)) will on this coming Tuesday 22nd Jan be going to said crappy WD shop to collect the Top Man dresses and during that visit  fence: I will put on the final thumbscrews attempting to gain further advantage over the inept WD lady who has caused sooooooooooooooooooooo much grief and angst this past week, giving her one of my Mummy looks (ask Miss Piggy about those  lol:) and suggesting to her that following further 'full' review of the damaging emotional stress cause (blah blah blah blah) it PERHAPS would be pertinent for her to refund part (albeit ALL) of the initial deposit paid for said balls up WD  angry041: In a very clam and smooth tone, of course  cussing:

Daughter (aka Miss Piggy) is I believe now much happier and looking forward to mummy hugs early Saturday morning  ;D

Wenchy - will PM you my personal UK mobile number so we can coordinate a meet up time. I will have Top Man's cash with me so the first 10 bottles of so will be out of his pocket  happy001 Probably looking at either evenings of 24th/25th or 26th Jan  

If anyone one else can drag their sorry arse to the relevant neck of the woods then you would also be very welcome !!!
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Re: Pre wedding stress caused by inefficient WD supplier
« Reply #278 on: January 16, 2008, 05:02:36 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 16, 2008, 05:01:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2008, 05:00:47 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 16, 2008, 04:55:57 PM
Lewis Carrol the great woofter.
happy001
Top post Wenchy!

Oh it wasn't that good.  ::)

Bloody was!  cussing:


BM be afraid! BE VERY AFRAID!  scared2:
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Re: Pre wedding stress caused by inefficient WD supplier
« Reply #279 on: January 16, 2008, 05:07:40 PM »
The Future Bride
LL Tennyson

And on the 24th May this year
Miss Piggy was more fair than words can say;
Barefooted to the alter came the Bar Man
As sooth all his cash had then been spent  shocked003
But before the sighing gathered crowds
In shiny new and lovely dress
To meet and greet her on her way;
‘It is no wonder,’ said the lords,
‘Miss Piggy is more beautiful than day.’

As shines the sun on this happy day
Miss Piggy in her swanky attire was seen:
One praised her boobs  ::) , one her eyes,
One her fair hair and lovesome mien.
So sweet a face, such angel grace,
In all that land had never been:
Mr. Sparky then sware a royal oath:
‘This porcine maid shall be my wife!’


AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - much better !  eyes:
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Re: Pre wedding stress caused by inefficient WD supplier
« Reply #280 on: January 16, 2008, 05:08:51 PM »
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Re: Pre wedding stress caused by inefficient WD supplier
« Reply #281 on: January 16, 2008, 05:53:30 PM »
So Top Cat, when does the party start?



Bugger, meant to post this in the Boys only Section.  doh:
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Re: Pre wedding stress caused by inefficient WD supplier
« Reply #282 on: January 16, 2008, 06:21:12 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 16, 2008, 05:01:00 PM
Tempting offer LL but who would look after the shop?

Anyway since I can't drink it's a very long drive for a perrier water, even with lime twist.

I know my little cutie poochey  happy100
Next visit (which is already scheduled and shouldn't be a panic) we will haev more time and perhaps I'll point my Nissan in your direction.
Mind you offer me only a perrier water and I might bark at you  lol:
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Re: Pre wedding stress caused by inefficient WD supplier
« Reply #283 on: January 16, 2008, 06:28:31 PM »
I'm sure we could find something strong enough for you LL ~ in fact it grieves me to admit but we do have a farily full and diverse cellar at the kennel ...... it's just that alcohol doesn't mix with the meds and I end up very ill, after just one glass.
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Re: Pre wedding stress caused by inefficient WD supplier
« Reply #284 on: January 16, 2008, 06:39:40 PM »
What is this shite? eveilgrin:
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