The Future Bride
LL Tennyson
And on the 24th May this year
Miss Piggy was more fair than words can say;
Barefooted to the alter came the Bar Man
As sooth all his cash had then been spent
But before the sighing gathered crowds
In shiny new and lovely dress
To meet and greet her on her way;
‘It is no wonder,’ said the lords,
‘Miss Piggy is more beautiful than day.’
As shines the sun on this happy day
Miss Piggy in her swanky attire was seen:
One praised her boobs
, one her eyes,
One her fair hair and lovesome mien.
So sweet a face, such angel grace,
In all that land had never been:
Mr. Sparky then sware a royal oath:
‘This porcine maid shall be my wife!’
AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - much better !