How to.....

[TG]

www.videojug.com

There you go people. Video instructions on how to do everything. From pole dancing to cleaning your kitchen floor, from making oxtail soup to talking dirty.

No more excuses, you CAN do EVERYTHING!

 

[Snoopy]

But surely those are the wife's tasks.   

[TG]

This is the 21st century Snoops. Every bloke should be able to pole dance do his own ironing.

Here you go! http://www.videojug.com/tag/washing-and-ironing

[Snoopy]

This is the 21st century Snoops. Every bloke should be able to pole dance do his own ironing.

Here you go! http://www.videojug.com/tag/washing-and-ironing

I didn't say I couldn't but when someone rings the door bell do I ask her to bark?

[Darwins Selection]

This is the 21st century Snoops. Every bloke should be able to pole dance do his own ironing.

Here you go! http://www.videojug.com/tag/washing-and-ironing

I didn't say I couldn't but when someone rings the door bell do I ask her to bark?

In a Pavlovian way, yes.

[Snoopy]

This is the 21st century Snoops. Every bloke should be able to pole dance do his own ironing.

Here you go! http://www.videojug.com/tag/washing-and-ironing

I didn't say I couldn't but when someone rings the door bell do I ask her to bark?

In a Pavlovian way, yes.

  She yaps ~ I bark

[Darwins Selection]

This is the 21st century Snoops. Every bloke should be able to pole dance do his own ironing.

Here you go! http://www.videojug.com/tag/washing-and-ironing

I didn't say I couldn't but when someone rings the door bell do I ask her to bark?

In a Pavlovian way, yes.

  She yaps ~ I bark

Or do you only think she does?

Salivation and tail-wagging are important observations as well.

[Snoopy]

This is the 21st century Snoops. Every bloke should be able to pole dance do his own ironing.

Here you go! http://www.videojug.com/tag/washing-and-ironing

I didn't say I couldn't but when someone rings the door bell do I ask her to bark?

In a Pavlovian way, yes.

  She yaps ~ I bark

Or do you only think she does?

Salivation and tail-wagging are important observations as well.

Only when lap dancing 

[TG]

arrr. Good doggie.

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-train-your-dog-to-be-obedient 

[Snoopy]

 
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-cook-fish-wrapped-in-banana-leaf 

[TG]

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-cook-fish-wrapped-in-banana-leaf 

[Barman]

http://www.videojug.com/interview/brewing-beer
 

[TG]

In case you get kidnapped...

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-unlock-plastic-handcuffs

 

[Bar Wench]

In case you get kidnapped...

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-unlock-plastic-handcuffs

 

That's why I know how to do it obviously. 

[Landlady]

Right ladies - you just have to 'try' watching this

http://www.videojug.com/interview/why-and-how-to-date-younger-women

When it got to the 2nd posed question of 'Why do younger women date older men?' and the wrinkly git purporting to know it all on this subject stated

'' Younger women date older men because older men are powerful and older men, just by being older, know what they are doing '' I thought I would fall off my chair laughing, or smash up his ugly face on my PC  

Sorry chaps - he's lying