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Offline TG

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Re: How to.....
« Reply #45 on: January 15, 2008, 12:14:21 PM »
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« Reply #46 on: January 15, 2008, 12:15:48 PM »
oooh. Help with my speech.  cloud9:

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-accept-an-oscar

No can do ~ there's a writers strike on you know.

You'll just have blub a bit.

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« Reply #47 on: January 15, 2008, 12:16:18 PM »
Don't forget God and you mother. Oh, and your agent
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« Reply #48 on: January 15, 2008, 12:17:32 PM »
When did you last take a pill?

yOU DIDNT LIKE IT? oSCARS HAVE BEEN WON FOR LESS.  ;)

i DIDN'T SAY i DIDN'T LIKE IT  noooo:
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« Reply #49 on: January 15, 2008, 12:18:10 PM »
oooh. Help with my speech.  cloud9:

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-accept-an-oscar

No can do ~ there's a writers strike on you know.

You'll just have blub a bit.

I can do that. Anyway, it'll be over come Oscar time. No golden globe stylee press conference for me.
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« Reply #50 on: January 15, 2008, 12:19:42 PM »
When did you last take a pill?

yOU DIDNT LIKE IT? oSCARS HAVE BEEN WON FOR LESS.  ;)

i DIDN'T SAY i DIDN'T LIKE IT  noooo:

I may need a script collaborator for Vol 2. I'm knackered. Who's up for it? You get 1% of the gross and you get to kick Bungle in the balls.
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« Reply #51 on: January 15, 2008, 12:36:10 PM »
When did you last take a pill?

yOU DIDNT LIKE IT? oSCARS HAVE BEEN WON FOR LESS.  ;)

i DIDN'T SAY i DIDN'T LIKE IT  noooo:

I may need a script collaborator for Vol 2. I'm knackered. Who's up for it? You get 1% of the gross and you get to kick Bungle in the balls.

I'm not sure Bungle had any ~ but then I've often wondred about Jeffery too  whistle:
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« Reply #52 on: January 15, 2008, 03:55:33 PM »
When did you last take a pill?

yOU DIDNT LIKE IT? oSCARS HAVE BEEN WON FOR LESS.  ;)

i DIDN'T SAY i DIDN'T LIKE IT  noooo:

I may need a script collaborator for Vol 2. I'm knackered. Who's up for it? You get 1% of the gross and you get to kick Bungle in the balls.

I'm not sure Bungle had any ~ but then I've often wondred about Jeffery too  whistle:

There's no flies on Zippy though.  whistle:
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« Reply #53 on: January 15, 2008, 04:05:24 PM »
True ~ but you could see where they had been

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« Reply #54 on: January 15, 2008, 04:07:06 PM »
I used to say when I was a grown-up I was going to marry Jeffrey. Ahhh the naviety of children.

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« Reply #55 on: January 15, 2008, 04:08:53 PM »
Never marry a man who plays with puppets ~ he'll always have his hand up your arse.  eeek:
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« Reply #56 on: January 15, 2008, 04:10:56 PM »
Never marry a man who plays with puppets ~ he'll always have his hand up your arse.  eeek:

That isn't limited to men who play with puppets.  eeek:

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« Reply #57 on: January 15, 2008, 04:11:21 PM »
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« Reply #58 on: January 15, 2008, 04:19:10 PM »
I'm considering including Zippy in the script for volume 2. He can get blown apart by a close range shotgun blast whilst screwing the lid on a jar of onions.

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« Reply #59 on: January 15, 2008, 04:21:28 PM »
Good plan TG ~ lurve the avatar BTW
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