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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Where was Top Man last night
« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2008, 06:53:00 PM »
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Not "Cutting a Rug?"  eveilgrin:

















And which feminine wiles did you have to deploy to get him to dance lessons?
eyes:

I wonder the old boy had the energy to trip the light fantastic after  eyes:
Before...  ;)

Ah!   followed by   

Makes sense to me now. whistle:


Miss Piggy ~ avert your eyes.
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Re: Where was Top Man last night
« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2008, 07:10:28 PM »
"Don't look Ethel"
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Re: Where was Top Man last night
« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2008, 07:57:29 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 16, 2008, 06:24:47 PM
Not "Cutting a Rug?"  eveilgrin:

Well he wouldnt want to be blinding everyone at the wedding with the light reflecting off his head and seeing as his hair transplant fund has now been gutted he's having to improvise with some shag pile  point:
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Re: Where was Top Man last night
« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2008, 08:33:29 PM »
Eh?
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Re: Where was Top Man last night
« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2008, 10:48:50 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 16, 2008, 06:53:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2008, 06:39:53 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 16, 2008, 06:29:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2008, 06:26:57 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 16, 2008, 06:24:47 PM
Not "Cutting a Rug?"  eveilgrin:

















And which feminine wiles did you have to deploy to get him to dance lessons?
eyes:

I wonder the old boy had the energy to trip the light fantastic after  eyes:
Before...  ;)

Ah!   followed by   

Makes sense to me now. whistle:


Miss Piggy ~ avert your eyes.

Never mind Miss Piggy what about me?!?!?!  eeek:
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Re: Where was Top Man last night
« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2008, 10:50:18 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 17, 2008, 10:48:50 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 16, 2008, 06:53:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2008, 06:39:53 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 16, 2008, 06:29:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2008, 06:26:57 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 16, 2008, 06:24:47 PM
Not "Cutting a Rug?"  eveilgrin:


















And which feminine wiles did you have to deploy to get him to dance lessons?
eyes:

I wonder the old boy had the energy to trip the light fantastic after  eyes:
Before...  ;)

Ah!   followed by   

Makes sense to me now. whistle:


Miss Piggy ~ avert your eyes.

Never mind Miss Piggy what about me?!?!?!  eeek:
What about you?  whistle:
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Re: Where was Top Man last night
« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2008, 10:50:32 AM »
Such a sensitive soul noooo:
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Re: Where was Top Man last night
« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2008, 10:51:19 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 17, 2008, 10:50:18 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 17, 2008, 10:48:50 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 16, 2008, 06:53:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2008, 06:39:53 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 16, 2008, 06:29:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2008, 06:26:57 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 16, 2008, 06:24:47 PM
Not "Cutting a Rug?"  eveilgrin:


















And which feminine wiles did you have to deploy to get him to dance lessons?
eyes:

I wonder the old boy had the energy to trip the light fantastic after  eyes:
Before...  ;)

Ah!   followed by   

Makes sense to me now. whistle:


Miss Piggy ~ avert your eyes.

Never mind Miss Piggy what about me?!?!?!  eeek:
What about you?  whistle:

Mrs Nick is in the post. Beware, she has tweezers
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Re: Where was Top Man last night
« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2008, 10:55:36 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 17, 2008, 10:51:19 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 17, 2008, 10:50:18 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 17, 2008, 10:48:50 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 16, 2008, 06:53:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2008, 06:39:53 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 16, 2008, 06:29:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2008, 06:26:57 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 16, 2008, 06:24:47 PM
Not "Cutting a Rug?"  eveilgrin:


















And which feminine wiles did you have to deploy to get him to dance lessons?
eyes:

I wonder the old boy had the energy to trip the light fantastic after  eyes:
Before...  ;)

Ah!   followed by   

Makes sense to me now. whistle:


Miss Piggy ~ avert your eyes.

Never mind Miss Piggy what about me?!?!?!  eeek:
What about you?  whistle:

Mrs Captain Calamity is in the post. Beware, she has tweezers
scared2:
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Re: Where was Top Man last night
« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2008, 11:02:02 AM »
This word substitution business is getting irritating Baldy Baldy Bastard. evil:
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Re: Where was Top Man last night
« Reply #25 on: January 17, 2008, 11:06:20 AM »
Quote from: Captain Calamity on January 17, 2008, 11:02:02 AM
This word substitution business is getting irritating Baldy Baldy Bastard. evil:
A truce perhaps?  whistle:
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Re: Where was Top Man last night
« Reply #26 on: January 17, 2008, 11:07:03 AM »
Too late. The ankle biter is in the post!
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Re: Where was Top Man last night
« Reply #27 on: January 17, 2008, 11:09:00 AM »
Quote from: Captain Calamity on January 17, 2008, 11:07:03 AM
Too late. The ankle biter is in the post!
I only check the post every couple of weeks... and she won't fit in our PO Box anyway...  point:

Did you put a return address on the package?  whistle:
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Re: Where was Top Man last night
« Reply #28 on: January 17, 2008, 11:10:42 AM »
Nope. It's a crate. I have given her some water and some biscuits eveilgrin:
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Re: Where was Top Man last night
« Reply #29 on: January 17, 2008, 11:13:24 AM »
Quote from: Captain Calamity on January 17, 2008, 11:10:42 AM
Nope. It's a crate. I have given her some water and some biscuits eveilgrin:
Well, Andreas the postman will burn the crate prolly...  whistle:
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