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Re: Snoopy
« Reply #135 on: January 22, 2008, 01:53:19 PM »
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Quote from: Barman on January 22, 2008, 01:41:32 PM
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Hide this thread for gawd's sake...  scared2:

Whats the worst LL can do to you in revenge BM.......  point:
Veto anything I post in the new 'boy's toys' section prolly...  sad24:
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Re: Snoopy
« Reply #136 on: January 22, 2008, 01:54:25 PM »
Quote from: tel on January 22, 2008, 01:46:20 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 22, 2008, 01:32:28 PM
My sympathies eveilgrin:

I hear Wenchy is stretchy. Skin over 4 sq miles eveilgrin:

Oops.

Death wish I believe Nick has  eeek:

Quote from: tel on January 22, 2008, 01:47:46 PM
Have you ever felt one?

Did while I was a student nurse calming down a friend of a friend. Dozy bint had the implants then discovered a 'lump' one day. Offered to check for her, found the lump and then found the same lump in the other one. Somehow managing to keep a straight face I managed to suggest that she contacted her doctor as I wasnt certain...  point:
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Re: Snoopy
« Reply #137 on: January 22, 2008, 02:02:51 PM »
Lump? All nurses have those. Ask Snoopy! rubschin:
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Re: Snoopy
« Reply #138 on: January 22, 2008, 02:09:13 PM »
Yesterday morning, blood test sample taken.

Sitting down, nurse places pillow on my lap, I place right arm on pillow.
Nurse puts strap on my arm, taps for vein and tells me to clench fist.
Nurse inserts needle into my arm, tells me to unclench fist.
Nurse leans forward, my hand is open.

They were real!
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Re: Snoopy
« Reply #139 on: January 22, 2008, 02:12:37 PM »
Just a hunch Tel but did you notice the needle going in?  eyes:
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Re: Snoopy
« Reply #140 on: January 22, 2008, 02:13:21 PM »
Quote from: tel on January 22, 2008, 02:09:13 PM
Yesterday morning, blood test sample taken.

Sitting down, nurse places pillow on my lap, I place right arm on pillow.
Nurse puts strap on my arm, taps for vein and tells me to clench fist.
Nurse inserts needle into my arm, tells me to unclench fist.
Nurse leans forward, my hand is open.

They were real!
Lucky she wasn't testing your blood pressure!  eyes:
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Re: Snoopy
« Reply #141 on: January 22, 2008, 02:14:19 PM »
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Re: Snoopy
« Reply #142 on: January 22, 2008, 02:15:53 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2008, 02:12:37 PM
Just a hunch Tel but did you notice the needle going in?  eyes:

Not much.

She was quite buxom.

Such a nice word, buxom. Goes so well with wench.

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Re: Snoopy
« Reply #143 on: January 22, 2008, 02:17:22 PM »
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I hear she is!
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Re: Snoopy
« Reply #144 on: January 22, 2008, 02:21:06 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 22, 2008, 02:13:21 PM
Quote from: tel on January 22, 2008, 02:09:13 PM
Yesterday morning, blood test sample taken.

Sitting down, nurse places pillow on my lap, I place right arm on pillow.
Nurse puts strap on my arm, taps for vein and tells me to clench fist.
Nurse inserts needle into my arm, tells me to unclench fist.
Nurse leans forward, my hand is open.

They were real!
Lucky she wasn't testing your blood pressure!  eyes:

Quite, although last week I had an ECG. wires to go on chest and legs.

Nurse drops cable rell thing on my crotch then pressed down the reel whilst pulling out the extending cables. Not good just before an ECG!

PS - she was a very tall, pretty blonde S African.  Oh the joys of the NHS.
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Re: Snoopy
« Reply #145 on: January 22, 2008, 02:23:28 PM »
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Re: Snoopy
« Reply #146 on: January 22, 2008, 02:39:59 PM »
Que?
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Re: Snoopy
« Reply #147 on: January 22, 2008, 02:55:11 PM »
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Re: Snoopy
« Reply #148 on: January 22, 2008, 02:58:50 PM »
I think I need to talk with LL, she'll be in these parts soon.
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Re: Snoopy
« Reply #149 on: January 22, 2008, 03:03:54 PM »
Quote from: tel on January 22, 2008, 02:58:50 PM
I think I need to talk with LL, she'll be in these parts soon.

Has she gone to Blighty for implants then?
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