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Re: Snoopy
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2008, 02:58:28 PM »
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Re: Snoopy
« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2008, 03:23:26 PM »
Five million for an injury caused by bonking!  Banghead
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Re: Snoopy
« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2008, 03:26:55 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 17, 2008, 03:23:26 PM
Five million for an injury caused by bonking!  Banghead

 eeek:  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Just what on earth have I missed?
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Re: Snoopy
« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2008, 03:28:53 PM »
Trout Lips has been given £5 million from the NHS for infecting her with MRSA. She was in the hospital due to a bonking related injury.
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Re: Snoopy
« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2008, 03:30:05 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 17, 2008, 03:28:53 PM
Trout Lips has been given £5 million from the NHS for infecting her with MRSA. She was in the hospital due to a bonking related injury.
Broken rib while bonking - why did they admit her???  Banghead
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Re: Snoopy
« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2008, 03:34:52 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 17, 2008, 03:30:05 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 17, 2008, 03:28:53 PM
Trout Lips has been given £5 million from the NHS for infecting her with MRSA. She was in the hospital due to a bonking related injury.
Broken rib while bonking - why did they admit her???  Banghead

Why did they admit it was a bonking injury?

Tripping over a bit of trailing ego would probably have got a payout from the household contents policy as well.
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Re: Snoopy
« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2008, 03:36:15 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 17, 2008, 03:34:52 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 17, 2008, 03:30:05 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 17, 2008, 03:28:53 PM
Trout Lips has been given £5 million from the NHS for infecting her with MRSA. She was in the hospital due to a bonking related injury.
Broken rib while bonking - why did they admit her???  Banghead

Why did they admit it was a bonking injury?

Tripping over a bit of trailing ego would probably have got a payout from the household contents policy as well.
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Re: Snoopy
« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2008, 03:45:47 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 17, 2008, 03:30:05 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 17, 2008, 03:28:53 PM
Trout Lips has been given £5 million from the NHS for infecting her with MRSA. She was in the hospital due to a bonking related injury.
Broken rib while bonking - why did they admit her???  Banghead

I seem to remember tabloid rumours at the time rib breaking came from a fist. Allegedly.
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Re: Snoopy
« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2008, 03:47:58 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 17, 2008, 03:30:05 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 17, 2008, 03:28:53 PM
Trout Lips has been given £5 million from the NHS for infecting her with MRSA. She was in the hospital due to a bonking related injury.
Broken rib while bonking - why did they admit her???  Banghead

I'm almost afraid to ask how she managed to break a rib, not exactly the kind of injury you would expect from such activity.

Just a thought though, does that mean that the floodgates will now be open for regular people infected by MRSA whilst in hospital to make claims? Somehow I doubt it.
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Re: Snoopy
« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2008, 03:48:35 PM »
She "fell" onto the bedside table.  ::)
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Re: Snoopy
« Reply #25 on: January 17, 2008, 04:01:57 PM »
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Re: Snoopy
« Reply #26 on: January 17, 2008, 04:02:45 PM »
Seriously where is he?
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Re: Snoopy
« Reply #27 on: January 17, 2008, 04:08:09 PM »


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Re: Snoopy
« Reply #28 on: January 17, 2008, 04:09:21 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 17, 2008, 04:02:45 PM
Seriously where is he?
No word from him...  shrugs:
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Re: Snoopy
« Reply #29 on: January 17, 2008, 04:34:42 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 17, 2008, 04:09:21 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 17, 2008, 04:02:45 PM
Seriously where is he?
No word from him...  shrugs:

I hope he comes back soon, he is one of the few sane people on here lately!  noooo:
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