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[Berek]

DISCARDED milk cartons from service stations make ideal Quaker hats for action men

[Berek]

BOILED EGGS cut in half vertically, and with the yolk removed, make ideal miniature porcelain-style urinals for hamsters and guinea pigs.

[Misunderstood]

BOILED EGGS cut in half vertically, and with the yolk removed, make ideal miniature porcelain-style urinals for hamsters and guinea pigs.

And your method of training them to use it is...?

[Nick]

Use Brick Acid to destroy wasps' nests, and actually about anything else that needs destroying, including Ruth Kelly and Patricia Hewitt etc.

Oh, flying ants

[Darwins Selection]

The foundations of motorway overpasses make ideal places to put Berek when he is in this mood.

[Bar Wench]

They are also apparently ideal places for growing mushrooms! 

[Misunderstood]

Use Brick Acid to destroy wasps' nests, and actually about anything else that needs destroying, including Ruth Kelly and Patricia Hewitt etc.

Oh, flying ants

Well? Go on, what are flying ants good for?

[Darwins Selection]

Use Brick Acid to destroy wasps' nests, and actually about anything else that needs destroying, including Ruth Kelly and Patricia Hewitt etc.

Oh, flying ants

Well? Go on, what are flying ants good for?

Keeping Wench indoors?

[Barman]

Dettol kitchen spray kills ants instantaneously?

[Darwins Selection]

Dettol kitchen spray kills ants instantaneously?

Flying or walking?

[Barman]

Dettol kitchen spray kills ants instantaneously?

Flying or walking?

I've only tested it while walking...

[Bar Wench]

Dettol kitchen spray kills ants instantaneously?

Flying or walking?

Both. Flying ants do actually keep me inside  so if I do go outside I go armed with Dettol

[Berek]

I once bought some of that "Raid " fly/wasp killer, the wasp I sprayed took about 2 hours to die

[Barman]

Bus drivers. Increase the number of people who believe you when you cite traffic as an excuse for your late arrival by not stopping halfway through a route to exchange a racist joke with a passing colleague.

[Barman]

Power companies. After a power cut, wait until midnight before turning it back on again. That way, everybody?s alarm clock, videos, cookers and microwaves will be automatically reset to the correct time.