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Re: Soup
« Reply #45 on: January 24, 2008, 10:51:55 AM »
Mrs Nick is a size 8. I assume Mr Wench can't join his hands together round the back of Wenchy eveilgrin:
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Re: Soup
« Reply #46 on: January 24, 2008, 11:01:15 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 24, 2008, 10:51:55 AM
Mrs Nick is a size 8. I assume Mr Wench can't join his hands together round the back of Wenchy eveilgrin:

Size 8!

That's just gristle. Where's the meat?
Got to have something to get your teeth into.
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Re: Soup
« Reply #47 on: January 24, 2008, 11:03:12 AM »
Quote from: tel on January 24, 2008, 11:01:15 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 24, 2008, 10:51:55 AM
Mrs Nick is a size 8. I assume Mr Wench can't join his hands together round the back of Wenchy eveilgrin:

Size 8!

That's just gristle. Where's the meat?
Got to have something to get your teeth into.

After everything we've been told about Mrs Nick you are a braver man than most descriibing her like that Tel  eeek:
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Re: Soup
« Reply #48 on: January 24, 2008, 11:05:21 AM »
Mrs S was a size 8 when we met. Twenty years and three children have pushed her up to a size 10 'though she swears that sizes have got smaller in the shops.  ::)
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Re: Soup
« Reply #49 on: January 24, 2008, 11:13:02 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2008, 11:03:12 AM
Quote from: tel on January 24, 2008, 11:01:15 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 24, 2008, 10:51:55 AM
Mrs Nick is a size 8. I assume Mr Wench can't join his hands together round the back of Wenchy eveilgrin:

Size 8!

That's just gristle. Where's the meat?
Got to have something to get your teeth into.

After everything we've been told about Mrs Nick you are a braver man than most descriibing her like that Tel  eeek:

She is obviously totally devoted to Nick and when not fawning over him will vent her spleen on him alone , not wishing to be in any way unfaithfull, using her charms on other men.
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Re: Soup
« Reply #50 on: January 24, 2008, 11:19:23 AM »
So you hope Tel  point:
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Re: Soup
« Reply #51 on: January 24, 2008, 11:23:03 AM »
No probs.
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Re: Soup
« Reply #52 on: January 24, 2008, 11:26:56 AM »
Strong you may be in the Farce Tel, stronger though are the Nick-o-rays and the rage of Mrs Nick I fear.  noooo:
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Re: Soup
« Reply #53 on: January 24, 2008, 11:36:46 AM »
A Youngs force-field I have.

Also protection provided by mad porage wog bar manageress (size 6).
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Re: Soup
« Reply #54 on: January 24, 2008, 11:40:19 AM »
Long term exposure to Nick-o-rays Mrs Nick has had, strange powers she may manifest. Tougher than Bar Maid and Youngs she may be.
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Re: Soup
« Reply #55 on: January 24, 2008, 11:48:08 AM »
Mr Wench can!!!! I'm not bed ridden lardy!
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Re: Soup
« Reply #56 on: January 24, 2008, 11:49:52 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 11:48:08 AM
Mr Wench can!!!! I'm not bed ridden lardy!

Table ended perhaps then??
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Re: Soup
« Reply #57 on: January 24, 2008, 11:51:16 AM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on January 24, 2008, 11:49:52 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 11:48:08 AM
Mr Wench can!!!! I'm not bed ridden lardy!

Table ended perhaps then??

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Re: Soup
« Reply #58 on: January 24, 2008, 11:51:46 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 24, 2008, 11:48:08 AM
Mr Wench can!!!! I'm not bed ridden lardy!
Mrs. Barman will find out later...  whistle:
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Re: Soup
« Reply #59 on: January 24, 2008, 11:52:27 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2008, 11:26:56 AM
Strong you may be in the Farce Tel, stronger though are the Nick-o-rays and the rage of Mrs Nick I fear.  noooo:

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