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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: 24 years to go
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2008, 04:27:56 PM »
Biological age: 29
Virtual age: 24.7
Average life expectancy 74
My life expectancy 78.3

And I still die at a younger age then Snoopy!
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: 24 years to go
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2008, 05:11:27 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 23, 2008, 04:22:18 PM
F*ck me ~ I was as honest as I could be (given the limited choices) and it says I shall live uintil I'm 79.4.  ::)
That's a comfort given recent events.

Bloody mothballs. . .
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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: 24 years to go
« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2008, 06:21:14 PM »
Biological age: 33
Virtual age: 18.1
Average life expectancy 74
My life expectancy 88.9

I can live with that  eyes:
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Re: 24 years to go
« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2008, 06:31:45 PM »
I am 53. My virtual age is 69 scared2:
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: 24 years to go
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2008, 08:58:59 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 23, 2008, 06:31:45 PM
I am 53. My virtual age is 69 scared2:

You heavy smoking driver you!

I still don't understand why Snoopy gets to live longer than I do.  noooo:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: 24 years to go
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2008, 09:19:02 AM »

Biological age: 40
Virtual age: 25.8
Average life expectancy 75
My life expectancy 90 !!!!!!!!!!!


Why would I want to live to 90 - pass me the fags , brandy and drugs now, whilst I am driving at 90 with no seat belt on  eeek:
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Re: 24 years to go
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2008, 09:21:12 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 24, 2008, 09:19:02 AM

Biological age: 40
Virtual age: 25.8
Average life expectancy 75
My life expectancy 90 !!!!!!!!!!!


Why would I want to live to 90 - pass me the fags , brandy and drugs now, whilst I am driving at 90 with no seat belt on  eeek:
eeek:
What the bloody-hell have you been up to... or not?  noooo:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: 24 years to go
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2008, 09:27:27 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 24, 2008, 09:21:12 AM
What the bloody-hell have you been up to... or not?  noooo:

 cry: cry: cry:

Don't smoke, family have lived to a ripe old age - not much history of heat problems etc and don't drive as I get travel provided by work etc....

Think I need to go and jump out an aeroplane this afternoon  rubschin:
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: 24 years to go
« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2008, 09:27:50 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 24, 2008, 09:21:12 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 24, 2008, 09:19:02 AM

Biological age: 40
Virtual age: 25.8
Average life expectancy 75
My life expectancy 90 !!!!!!!!!!!


Why would I want to live to 90 - pass me the fags , brandy and drugs now, whilst I am driving at 90 with no seat belt on  eeek:

 eeek:
What the bloody-hell have you been up to... or not?  noooo:

Perhaps she's a secret nun?
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Offline tel

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Re: 24 years to go
« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2008, 09:29:22 AM »
Biological age: 54
Virtual age: 42
Average life expectancy 77
My life expectancy 89

Why is there no option for non-drivers?
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Re: 24 years to go
« Reply #25 on: January 24, 2008, 09:37:11 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 24, 2008, 09:27:27 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 24, 2008, 09:21:12 AM
What the bloody-hell have you been up to... or not?  noooo:

 cry: cry: cry:

Don't smoke, family have lived to a ripe old age - not much history of heat problems etc and don't drive as I get travel provided by work etc....

Think I need to go and jump out an aeroplane this afternoon  rubschin:
How is The Snot? That must have taken a few years off?  rubschin:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: 24 years to go
« Reply #26 on: January 24, 2008, 09:39:35 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 24, 2008, 09:37:11 AM

How is The Snot? That must have taken a few years off?  rubschin:

No that is cleared up today - but thank you for enquiring kind sir.

I don't have time to be ill - perhaps I need to reconsider that to bring my batting average down a bit more. cry:
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: 24 years to go
« Reply #27 on: January 24, 2008, 09:47:01 AM »
Biological age: 54
Virtual age: 53.2
Average life expectancy 77
My life expectancy 77.8

 rubschin:
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Re: 24 years to go
« Reply #28 on: January 24, 2008, 09:51:23 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 24, 2008, 09:39:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 24, 2008, 09:37:11 AM

How is The Snot? That must have taken a few years off?  rubschin:

No that is cleared up today - but thank you for enquiring kind sir.

I don't have time to be ill - perhaps I need to reconsider that to bring my batting average down a bit more. cry:
Excellent... off you go skydiving then...  cool14:
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: 24 years to go
« Reply #29 on: January 24, 2008, 11:00:59 AM »
Biological age 39 3/4  ;D
Virtual age 35.6
Average life expectancy 75
My life expectancy 78.4

So, nearly 40 more years of this shite then...
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