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Offline Barman

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Re: 24 years to go
« Reply #30 on: January 24, 2008, 11:11:40 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on January 24, 2008, 11:00:59 AM
Biological age 39 3/4  ;D
Virtual age 35.6
Average life expectancy 75
My life expectancy 78.4

So, nearly 40 more years of this shite then...
40 years of The Snot...  noooo:
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Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

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Re: 24 years to go
« Reply #31 on: January 24, 2008, 11:33:49 AM »
How curious -


Biological age:                 58

Virtual age:                    51.1
 
Average life expectancy:  78

Life expectancy:             84.9

So . .  . a few years to go yet then.
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Re: 24 years to go
« Reply #32 on: January 24, 2008, 11:34:49 AM »
My real age is 53. My virtual age is 69. eeek:
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Re: 24 years to go
« Reply #33 on: January 24, 2008, 11:36:50 AM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on January 24, 2008, 11:33:49 AM
How curious -


Biological age:                 58

Virtual age:                    51.1
 
Average life expectancy:  78

Life expectancy:             84.9

So . .  . a few years to go yet then.
I thought you were dead already… are you sure you didn’t cheat?  noooo:
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Re: 24 years to go
« Reply #34 on: January 24, 2008, 11:42:28 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 24, 2008, 09:27:50 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 24, 2008, 09:21:12 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 24, 2008, 09:19:02 AM

Biological age: 40
Virtual age: 25.8
Average life expectancy 75
My life expectancy 90 !!!!!!!!!!!


Why would I want to live to 90 - pass me the fags , brandy and drugs now, whilst I am driving at 90 with no seat belt on  eeek:

 eeek:
What the bloody-hell have you been up to... or not?  noooo:

Perhaps she's a secret nun?


Nun the wiser?  whistle:
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Re: 24 years to go
« Reply #35 on: January 24, 2008, 11:51:46 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 24, 2008, 11:36:50 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on January 24, 2008, 11:33:49 AM
How curious -


Biological age:                 58

Virtual age:                    51.1
 
Average life expectancy:  78

Life expectancy:             84.9

So . .  . a few years to go yet then.
I thought you were dead already… are you sure you didn’t cheat?  noooo:

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Re: 24 years to go
« Reply #36 on: January 24, 2008, 07:38:38 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 24, 2008, 09:27:27 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 24, 2008, 09:21:12 AM
What the bloody-hell have you been up to... or not?  noooo:

 cry: cry: cry:

Don't smoke, family have lived to a ripe old age - not much history of heat problems etc and don't drive as I get travel provided by work etc....

Think I need to go and jump out an aeroplane this afternoon  rubschin:

Heat problems?  ;)
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Re: 24 years to go
« Reply #37 on: January 24, 2008, 07:41:45 PM »
Its goes without saying that Miss D is hot stuff   eyes:
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Re: 24 years to go
« Reply #38 on: January 24, 2008, 08:04:15 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2008, 07:41:45 PM
Its goes without saying that Miss D is hot stuff   eyes:

I think that means burnt out  lol:

Sorry for the spelling mistake - unfortunately dyslexia or stupidity doesn't seem to knock any years off you  either  cry:
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Re: 24 years to go
« Reply #39 on: January 24, 2008, 08:18:57 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 24, 2008, 08:04:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2008, 07:41:45 PM
Its goes without saying that Miss D is hot stuff   eyes:

I think that means burnt out  lol:

Sorry for the spelling mistake - unfortunately dyslexia or stupidity doesn't seem to knock any years off you  either  cry:
We’ll settle for ‘hot stuff’ eh?  ;)
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Re: 24 years to go
« Reply #40 on: January 24, 2008, 09:05:23 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 24, 2008, 08:04:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2008, 07:41:45 PM
Its goes without saying that Miss D is hot stuff   eyes:

I think that means burnt out  lol:

Sorry for the spelling mistake - unfortunately dyslexia or stupidity doesn't seem to knock any years off you  either  cry:

I use to go out with a girl with dyslexia, strange girl. Said she wanted to cook my sock  ;)
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Re: 24 years to go
« Reply #41 on: January 25, 2008, 08:39:09 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on January 24, 2008, 09:05:23 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 24, 2008, 08:04:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2008, 07:41:45 PM
Its goes without saying that Miss D is hot stuff   eyes:

I think that means burnt out  lol:

Sorry for the spelling mistake - unfortunately dyslexia or stupidity doesn't seem to knock any years off you  either  cry:

I use to go out with a girl with dyslexia, strange girl. Said she wanted to cook my sock  ;)
Thermal socks cause heat problems.
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Re: 24 years to go
« Reply #42 on: January 25, 2008, 10:00:29 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on January 24, 2008, 09:05:23 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 24, 2008, 08:04:15 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2008, 07:41:45 PM
Its goes without saying that Miss D is hot stuff   eyes:

I think that means burnt out  lol:

Sorry for the spelling mistake - unfortunately dyslexia or stupidity doesn't seem to knock any years off you  either  cry:

I use to go out with a girl with dyslexia, strange girl. Said she wanted to cook my sock  ;)
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Re: 24 years to go
« Reply #43 on: January 25, 2008, 12:57:50 PM »
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Re: 24 years to go
« Reply #44 on: January 25, 2008, 02:38:32 PM »
So three rounds with Wenchy is good for your health?

Ah don't tink soooooooooooooo  noooo:
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