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Nickodile Dundee
« on: January 23, 2008, 10:28:27 AM »
Nick, do you have relatives down under by any chance?  point:

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A man has been accidentally shot by a rescuer who was trying to free him from the jaws of a crocodile in northern Australia.

The victim, in his late 20s, was attacked by the reptile near a popular tourist spot on the Mary River south-east of Darwin.

He was flown to hospital by helicopter for emergency surgery for bite and bullet wounds.

He is currently in a stable condition in hospital.

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Crocodile attacks and shootings are rare in Australia.

To suffer both at once is - to say the least - unfortunate.

Jason Grant was collecting crocodile eggs at a remote reptile farm when he found himself locked inside a giant set of jaws.

For a few terrifying moments the animal wildly shook its victim before the intervention of a fellow worker.

He fired two shots at the saltwater crocodile. One hit the target, while the other struck the arm of his stricken colleague.

It was enough though to bring the drama to an end.

The injured man was flown to hospital in Darwin, where he is recovering.
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Re: Nickodile Dundee
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2008, 10:41:24 AM »
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The injured man was flown to hospital in Darwin, where he is recovering.

What news of the crocodile?
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Re: Nickodile Dundee
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2008, 10:42:24 AM »
Well if the guy with the rifle is indeed a relative of our own Captain Calamity the croc probably escaped with no injury.  whistle:
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Re: Nickodile Dundee
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2008, 02:40:37 PM »
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: Nickodile Dundee
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2008, 06:38:29 PM »
Wonder if his mate is one of the spray and pray mentality?

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Re: Nickodile Dundee
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2008, 01:04:08 PM »
What a frightful week. Everythingi has gone wrong and I even managed to set the vacuum cleaner on fire! evil:
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« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2008, 01:09:20 PM »
What a frightful week. Everythingi has gone wrong and I even managed to set the vacuum cleaner on fire! evil:
Good to have you back - when did BT turn up?
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Re: Nickodile Dundee
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2008, 01:11:02 PM »
They were here most of yesterday. And then my computer died. And then I set fire to the hoover evil:
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Re: Nickodile Dundee
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2008, 01:16:51 PM »
They were here most of yesterday. And then my computer died. And then I set fire to the hoover evil:
Come on then... you're obviously keen to tell us about the hoover...
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« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2008, 01:21:18 PM »
Wonder if his mate is one of the spray and pray mentality?


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Re: Nickodile Dundee
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2008, 02:31:27 PM »
They were here most of yesterday. And then my computer died. And then I set fire to the hoover evil:
Come on then... you're obviously keen to tell us about the hoover...

I do not wish to discuss it, thank you. evil:
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« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2008, 02:37:16 PM »
They were here most of yesterday. And then my computer died. And then I set fire to the hoover evil:
Come on then... you're obviously keen to tell us about the hoover...

I do not wish to discuss it, thank you. evil:
yes you do... I bet Mrs. Nick was mad.  scared2:
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Re: Nickodile Dundee
« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2008, 02:54:52 PM »
I have concealed the evidence evil:
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Re: Nickodile Dundee
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2008, 11:23:38 AM »
Wonder if his mate is one of the spray and pray mentality?


I love it when you talk dirty GM happ096

 eeek:  scared:

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Re: Nickodile Dundee
« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2008, 11:24:50 AM »
I have concealed the evidence evil:

So does that mean that the rumour about the secret vault where you hide the evidence off all your Nick-o-ray moments actually exists?





Bloody hell it must be huge  eeek:
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