Ladder of love.

[TG]

Christ almighty! Romantic or what? I'm weeping into my keyboard.

http://www.asianoffbeat.com/default.asp?Display=1278

"My parents have lived in seclusion for more than 50 years because of their love for each other. They had no electricity and my father made kerosene lamps to lighten our lives," he said.

"My mother seldom goes down the mountain, but my father cut the 6,000-plus stairs for her convenience," Liu said. "It's a ladder of love."

 

If Mrs TG reads this she'll want more than a f*@*ing card for Valentines day. 

[Barman]

If Mrs TG reads this she'll want more than a f*@*ing card for Valentines day. 

Tell her she can live in a cave too if she likes... 

[Snoopy]

You just get the wife used to your miserable ways, the lack of cards at Valentines, Birthdays etc, even to the point where she no longer even expects a polite "Good Morning" and happily accepts a grunt as progress and some b@st@rd Chinese comes along and raises her expectations. It's not bloody fair! 

[Darwins Selection]

You just get the wife used to your miserable ways, the lack of cards at Valentines, Birthdays etc, even to the point where she no longer even expects a polite "Good Morning" and happily accepts a grunt as progress and some b@st@rd Chinese comes along and raises her expectations. It's not bloody fair! 

[Bar Wench]

You just get the wife used to your miserable ways, the lack of cards at Valentines, Birthdays etc, even to the point where she no longer even expects a polite "Good Morning" and happily accepts a grunt as progress and some b@st@rd Chinese comes along and raises her expectations. It's not bloody fair! 

I don't think Mrs Snoopy ever actually accepted it. Just kept her moaning down to a low growl.

[Snoopy]

You just get the wife used to your miserable ways, the lack of cards at Valentines, Birthdays etc, even to the point where she no longer even expects a polite "Good Morning" and happily accepts a grunt as progress and some b@st@rd Chinese comes along and raises her expectations. It's not bloody fair! 

I don't think Mrs Snoopy ever actually accepted it. Just kept her moaning down to a low growl.

Only after the neighbours complained 

[Bar Wench]

You just get the wife used to your miserable ways, the lack of cards at Valentines, Birthdays etc, even to the point where she no longer even expects a polite "Good Morning" and happily accepts a grunt as progress and some b@st@rd Chinese comes along and raises her expectations. It's not bloody fair! 

I don't think Mrs Snoopy ever actually accepted it. Just kept her moaning down to a low growl.

Only after the neighbours complained 

 

[Snoopy]

You just get the wife used to your miserable ways, the lack of cards at Valentines, Birthdays etc, even to the point where she no longer even expects a polite "Good Morning" and happily accepts a grunt as progress and some b@st@rd Chinese comes along and raises her expectations. It's not bloody fair! 

I don't think Mrs Snoopy ever actually accepted it. Just kept her moaning down to a low growl.

Only after the neighbours complained 

 

TBH Mrs Snoopy #1 was the screamer.
#2 is not as demonstrative.

Which is probably more information than any of you wanted 

[Bar Wench]

 

[tel]

They vary a lot, don't they.

[Uncle Mort]

They vary a lot, don't they.

I think it depends on how good an actress they are. 

[Bar Wench]

Wot he said! 

[Snoopy]

It's all a memory now anyway. 

[tel]

Wot he said! 

Wash your mouth out!

[Grumpmeister]

TBH Mrs Snoopy #1 was the screamer.

To be fair I believe that is the standard response for women who look down and suddenly find an amourous beagle humping their leg