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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Ladder of love.
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2008, 10:48:43 AM »
That and a swift kick normally.

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Re: Ladder of love.
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2008, 11:07:39 AM »
Yelp!  sad32:
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Re: Ladder of love.
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2008, 11:13:17 AM »
Kick!

Whatever happened to the humane, pink caress of a rolled-up Financial Times?
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« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2008, 12:08:09 PM »
You just get the wife used to your miserable ways, the lack of cards at Valentines, Birthdays etc, even to the point where she no longer even expects a polite "Good Morning" and happily accepts a grunt as progress and some b@st@rd Chinese comes along and raises her expectations. It's not bloody fair!  Banghead cussing: censored:

The seven stages of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. 
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.   
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. 
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. 

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex .   
This is when you have been with your partner wa too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you!"

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex . 
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular) .

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And; Last, but not least ...

the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex . 
You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy your self.
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: Ladder of love.
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2008, 01:12:12 PM »
You just get the wife used to your miserable ways, the lack of cards at Valentines, Birthdays etc, even to the point where she no longer even expects a polite "Good Morning" and happily accepts a grunt as progress and some b@st@rd Chinese comes along and raises her expectations. It's not bloody fair!  Banghead cussing: censored:

If you start making kerosene lamps for Mrs S I'm sure it's not only her expectations that will be raised  but every panic alarm in the house eeek:
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Re: Ladder of love.
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2008, 01:13:42 PM »
Could be worse Miss D, it could have been Nick making kerosene lamps for the missus  scared2:
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Re: Ladder of love.
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2008, 01:36:19 PM »
Could be worse Miss D, it could have been Nick making kerosene lamps for the missus  scared2:
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Re: Ladder of love.
« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2008, 01:38:31 PM »
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Re: Ladder of love.
« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2008, 01:40:23 PM »
Prolly Darwin's. Best not to ask about the origin of that yellow liquid....  noooo:
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Re: Ladder of love.
« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2008, 01:42:31 PM »
Prolly Darwin's. Best not to ask about the origin of that yellow liquid....  noooo:

Is it Home Brew  eeek:
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« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2008, 01:44:09 PM »
Organic I suspect Miss D  eeek:
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Re: Ladder of love.
« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2008, 02:59:54 PM »
Burns surprisingly well though . . .
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Re: Ladder of love.
« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2008, 03:05:06 PM »
Burns surprisingly well though . . .

No one is interested in your urinary tract infection! eeek:

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Re: Ladder of love.
« Reply #28 on: January 25, 2008, 03:17:35 PM »
Burns surprisingly well though . . .

Sorry(stop) Thought he was dead(stop) Is this not his Birthday(stop)
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Re: Ladder of love.
« Reply #29 on: January 25, 2008, 03:18:10 PM »
Please (stop)