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Offline tel

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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #30 on: January 25, 2008, 11:52:49 AM »
I contemplated volunteering for this, but then reconsidered -

Ok dear, I’m just off to meet the guys from the VP.
No I don’t actually know their real names, and I don't know what they look like.
They call themselves Wench, LandLady and Miss Piggy.
Yes that does seem a little far-fetched.

Do you have to keep hitting me with that sauce-pan?
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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #31 on: January 25, 2008, 11:55:37 AM »
Quote from: tel on January 25, 2008, 11:52:49 AM
I contemplated volunteering for this, but then reconsidered -

Ok dear, I’m just off to meet the guys from the VP.
No I don’t actually know their real names, and I don't know what they look like.
They call themselves Wench, LandLady and Miss Piggy.
Yes that does seem a little far-fetched.

Do you have to keep hitting me with that sauce-pan?

Under that hood kept your turtle-neck hidden you should have
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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #32 on: January 25, 2008, 12:03:27 PM »
Quote from: tel on January 25, 2008, 11:52:49 AM
I contemplated volunteering for this, but then reconsidered -

Ok dear, I’m just off to meet the guys from the VP.
No I don’t actually know their real names, and I don't know what they look like.
They call themselves Wench, LandLady and Miss Piggy.
Yes that does seem a little far-fetched.

Do you have to keep hitting me with that sauce-pan?


Tell her you have been invited by three lovelies to meet them in a pub ......... by the time she has finished laughing you'll be at the bus stop.
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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #33 on: January 25, 2008, 12:16:16 PM »
Quote from: tel on January 25, 2008, 11:52:49 AM
I contemplated volunteering for this, but then reconsidered -

Ok dear, I’m just off to meet the guys from the VP.
No I don’t actually know their real names, and I don't know what they look like.
They call themselves Wench, LandLady and Miss Piggy.
Yes that does seem a little far-fetched.

Do you have to keep hitting me with that sauce-pan?


I see your problem!

Mr Wench I'm just off to meet some folk from the VP.
No I don't really know their real names but they seem like a nice bunch of chaps.
Snoopy, Captain Calamity, Tel and a guy called The Moan Ranger.
Yes they would all be men.
Ages? Don't know really, late 30s to whatever really.

Please undo these chains, I promise I won't go!
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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #34 on: January 25, 2008, 12:25:23 PM »
Could be a tad tricky.

Would have say that TMR was going to be my chaperone.
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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #35 on: January 25, 2008, 12:58:10 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 25, 2008, 12:16:16 PM
Quote from: tel on January 25, 2008, 11:52:49 AM
I contemplated volunteering for this, but then reconsidered -

Ok dear, I’m just off to meet the guys from the VP.
No I don’t actually know their real names, and I don't know what they look like.
They call themselves Wench, LandLady and Miss Piggy.
Yes that does seem a little far-fetched.

Do you have to keep hitting me with that sauce-pan?


I see your problem!

Mr Wench I'm just off to meet some folk from the VP.
No I don't really know their real names but they seem like a nice bunch of chaps.
Snoopy, Captain Calamity, Tel and a guy called The Moan Ranger.
Yes they would all be men.
Ages? Don't know really, late 30s to whatever really.

Please undo these chains, I promise I won't go!

Anyone want to start guessing how long its going to be before Baldymort start making handcuff comments  whistle:
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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #36 on: January 25, 2008, 01:03:19 PM »
Perhaps there should be a BDSM bar.

Wench has mentioned the secret room before, but she never opens it to the public.
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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #37 on: January 25, 2008, 01:10:22 PM »
Quote from: tel on January 25, 2008, 01:03:19 PM
Perhaps there should be a BDSM bar.

Wench has mentioned the secret room before, but she never opens it to the public.

 eeek: :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala

Will not listen, Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!!







Think she'll but it?
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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #38 on: January 25, 2008, 01:11:51 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2008, 01:10:22 PM
Quote from: tel on January 25, 2008, 01:03:19 PM
Perhaps there should be a BDSM bar.

Wench has mentioned the secret room before, but she never opens it to the public.

 eeek: :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala

Will not listen, Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!!







Think she'll but it?

 eeek:

Ummm what does BDSM stand for. Please don't me google it, I don't think it's safe.

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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #39 on: January 25, 2008, 01:13:14 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2008, 01:10:22 PM
Quote from: tel on January 25, 2008, 01:03:19 PM
Perhaps there should be a BDSM bar.

Wench has mentioned the secret room before, but she never opens it to the public.

 eeek: :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala

Will not listen, Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!!







Think she'll but it?

Think you need a little correction here!
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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #40 on: January 25, 2008, 01:15:24 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 25, 2008, 01:11:51 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2008, 01:10:22 PM
Quote from: tel on January 25, 2008, 01:03:19 PM
Perhaps there should be a BDSM bar.

Wench has mentioned the secret room before, but she never opens it to the public.

 eeek: :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala

Will not listen, Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!! Wenchy is innocent!!







Think she'll but it?

 eeek:

Ummm what does BDSM stand for. Please don't me google it, I don't think it's safe.

 eeek:


From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 
Collars are a commonly used symbol of BDSM and can be ornamental or functional.The term "BDSM" is an abbreviation derived from the terms bondage, discipline, dominance and submission, sadism and masochism. It defines a spectrum of behaviors, including dominance, submission, punishment, masochism, bondage, role play and a large variety of other activities, frequently sexual in nature.


Now, this seriously off-topic.

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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #41 on: January 25, 2008, 01:25:38 PM »
 eeek:

 :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala
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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #42 on: January 25, 2008, 01:27:29 PM »
Wench, just look on this as a place of further education.

We will test you later. eveilgrin:
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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #43 on: January 25, 2008, 01:28:27 PM »
Quote from: tel on January 25, 2008, 01:15:24 PM
discipline, dominance and submission, sadism and masochism, role play and a large variety of other activities, frequently sexual in nature.

Sounds like a normal day of posts in the VP.  whistle:
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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #44 on: January 25, 2008, 01:35:41 PM »



Wench has been in the kitchen again!
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