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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #60 on: January 25, 2008, 02:50:48 PM »
As it happens Grumpmeister I'm not really a shoe girl.  redface:

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Not even just a little bit Wenchy ?



If memory serves you more than make up for her shortcoming in that regard Miss D.  whistle:
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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #61 on: January 25, 2008, 02:52:54 PM »
I have bought over 6 pairs in the sales - they are lovely though

Understand about Mr Wench's sensitivities but what about special pairs for when you go out without him  ;D
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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #62 on: January 25, 2008, 02:55:04 PM »
Because of course being banned for other reasons is so much better!  point:



The group I was with were barred for some of their behaviour, I was merely part of that group. I, of course, was entirely guilt free  angel1 and was tarred with the same brush. As a Millwall fan, I am regularly unfairly judged as a thug, whereas in reality I am anything but. Yoda will testify and trustworthy he is.

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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #63 on: January 25, 2008, 02:58:41 PM »
As it happens Grumpmeister I'm not really a shoe girl.  redface:

  eeek:

Not even just a little bit Wenchy ?



I know it's as bad as saying I don't like chocolate!  eeek:

I should clarify, I would love to love shoes but nearly everything gives me really bad blisters so I gave up shoe buying.  sad24: Plus Mr Wench is a short arse and buying flat shoes isn't as fun.


I am ignoring any mentions of pervisions!

I am sure we have been down this route before.

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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #64 on: January 25, 2008, 02:59:31 PM »
Because of course being banned for other reasons is so much better!  point:



The group I was with were barred for some of their behaviour, I was merely part of that group. I, of course, was entirely guilt free  angel1 and was tarred with the same brush. As a Millwall fan, I am regularly unfairly judged as a thug, whereas in reality I am anything but. Yoda will testify and trustworthy he is.

We Grammar school boys take some licking  whistle:



I have had this mentioned to before. ;D
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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #65 on: January 25, 2008, 03:00:38 PM »
I should clarify, I would love to love shoes but nearly everything gives me really bad blisters so I gave up shoe buying.  sad24: Plus Mr Wench is a short arse and buying flat shoes isn't as fun.

Knackers to that, buy him platforms and tell him the 70's are back in fashion again  whistle:
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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #66 on: January 25, 2008, 03:03:29 PM »
I should clarify, I would love to love shoes but nearly everything gives me really bad blisters so I gave up shoe buying.  sad24: Plus Mr Wench is a short arse and buying flat shoes isn't as fun.

Knackers to that, buy him platforms and tell him the 70's are back in fashion again  whistle:

Like maybe,




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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #67 on: January 25, 2008, 03:04:32 PM »
I have bought over 6 pairs in the sales - they are lovely though

Understand about Mr Wench's sensitivities but what about special pairs for when you go out without him  ;D


I do have some but they tend to be old favorite sky scrapper pairs that I have worn in and don't hurt!



Millwall fan? Mr Wench will never allow me to meet you!  eeek:

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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #68 on: January 25, 2008, 03:05:10 PM »
Could be a tad tricky.

Would have say that TMR was going to be my chaperone.

Hahahahahahha!!!  ME?  I'm not even allowed to the big company "do" tonight due to previous behaviour. Mrs TMR is going... sad24:

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I should point out, that I am barred from the venue itself (due to a separate golf society day I attended that went a bit silly) and not by my company. In addition, it is a preferred choice, as I dislike some 280 of the 300 or so left in my office.

I now have the house to myself tonight and doubtless I shall be diverted into the Young's hostelry on the way home, to discuss all things teccy (and Vista  scared2:) with Yoda.

Christ, last night I had Chrissy Wissy bending my ear about having a look/fix of his company's kit.

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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #69 on: January 25, 2008, 03:07:05 PM »
I have bought over 6 pairs in the sales - they are lovely though

Understand about Mr Wench's sensitivities but what about special pairs for when you go out without him  ;D


I do have some but they tend to be old favorite sky scrapper pairs that I have worn in and don't hurt!



Millwall fan? Mr Wench will never allow me to meet you!  eeek:

Er, why?

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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #70 on: January 25, 2008, 03:07:50 PM »
I have bought over 6 pairs in the sales - they are lovely though

Understand about Mr Wench's sensitivities but what about special pairs for when you go out without him  ;D


I do have some but they tend to be old favorite sky scrapper pairs that I have worn in and don't hurt!



Millwall fan? Mr Wench will never allow me to meet you!  eeek:

Er, why?

As a Cardiff City fan we spit on Millwall and their fans!  ::)

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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #71 on: January 25, 2008, 03:09:44 PM »
I have bought over 6 pairs in the sales - they are lovely though

Understand about Mr Wench's sensitivities but what about special pairs for when you go out without him  ;D


I do have some but they tend to be old favorite sky scrapper pairs that I have worn in and don't hurt!



Millwall fan? Mr Wench will never allow me to meet you!  eeek:

Er, why?

As a Cardiff City fan we spit on Millwall and their fans!  ::)

Why the "we" when he's the Welsh one?

Surely you support Sutton Utd - it's much closer.

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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #72 on: January 25, 2008, 03:11:37 PM »
I have bought over 6 pairs in the sales - they are lovely though

Understand about Mr Wench's sensitivities but what about special pairs for when you go out without him  ;D


I do have some but they tend to be old favorite sky scrapper pairs that I have worn in and don't hurt!



Millwall fan? Mr Wench will never allow me to meet you!  eeek:

Er, why?

As a Cardiff City fan we spit on Millwall and their fans!  ::)

Why the "we" when he's the Welsh one?

Surely you support Sutton Utd - it's much closer.

I don't know  redface:
I suppose when you love someone as much as we love each other you automatically refer to yourself as a we. Mr Wench is never far from my thoughts  sick2:

I don't support anyone. Stupid game!

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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #73 on: January 25, 2008, 03:13:44 PM »
You are using that Love word again sick2: sick2:............ what's love got to do with anything?
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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #74 on: January 25, 2008, 03:16:16 PM »
old favorite sky scrapper
 
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