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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #150 on: January 28, 2008, 12:34:09 PM »
I note that Mrs Nick's pants are getting bigger. I may soon be able to take up parachuting.
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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #151 on: January 28, 2008, 12:34:44 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2008, 12:32:52 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 28, 2008, 12:30:54 PM
Where did I ever say I don't wear pants?!?!?!  eeek:

You didn't, but a man can always tell.  ;)

Or live in hope.
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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #152 on: January 28, 2008, 12:37:22 PM »
....of a sudden breeze. eveilgrin:
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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #153 on: January 28, 2008, 12:59:11 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 28, 2008, 12:34:09 PM
I note that Mrs Nick's pants are getting bigger. I may soon be able to take up parachuting.

I take it that puts diving off the 'outdoor pursuits' list?
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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #154 on: January 28, 2008, 03:12:33 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2008, 12:59:11 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 28, 2008, 12:34:09 PM
I note that Mrs Nick's pants are getting bigger. I may soon be able to take up parachuting.

I take it that puts diving off the 'outdoor pursuits' list?

And the trivial.
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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #155 on: January 28, 2008, 04:21:58 PM »
Er, why have we not heard anything from LL or Miss Piggy?
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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #156 on: January 28, 2008, 04:25:19 PM »
Well Miss Piggy has a job and I assume LL might still be in the country doing more shopping. Alternatively I could have locked them in the Clock Tower toilets at Epsom.  whistle:
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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #157 on: January 28, 2008, 04:29:22 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 28, 2008, 04:25:19 PM
Well Miss Piggy has a job and I assume LL might still be in the country doing more shopping. Alternatively I could have locked them in the Clock Tower toilets at Epsom.  whistle:

I was beginning to wonder what part you might have played in this!

Ransom job is it?
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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #158 on: January 28, 2008, 04:34:17 PM »
Either that or the three of them have hatched some form of evil plan to do with BM and the other 2 are carrying out thier parts......  whistle:
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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #159 on: January 28, 2008, 06:09:35 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on January 28, 2008, 04:25:19 PM
Well Miss Piggy has a job and I assume LL might still be in the country doing more shopping. Alternatively I could have locked them in the Clock Tower toilets at Epsom.  whistle:
Mrs Barman has been ironing...  whistle:

Guess what, I got told off for just saying 'tsk' when she said she wouldn't finish it all today...  noooo:
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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #160 on: January 28, 2008, 06:35:53 PM »
You may want to hide any sharp objects before you go to bed tonight then  eeek:
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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #161 on: January 28, 2008, 06:41:30 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 28, 2008, 06:35:53 PM
You may want to hide any sharp objects before you go to bed tonight then  eeek:

And hide the iron when she has finished with it.

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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #162 on: January 29, 2008, 04:05:30 PM »
The meeting of the refined ladies wine club went well  cloud9:
Wenchy was declared to be totally fabulous and fun by both LL and Miss P.
Recognition was easily established by standing in pub doorway and shouting BaldMort - yes we really DID do that  eeek:
Loads of BM secrets were passed on but can only be repeated to non RLWC members if copious amounts of vino bought for founder RLWC members  eyes:

Summary of mission : -

New WD found (hooray) paid for  sad32: and will be here v.soon - Miss P looks even more porcine fabulous in this one than the last!
Previously ordered, from same useless WD dress lady, 4 x BM dresses collected and pronounced satisfactory  smile:
Busy dashing off hither and tither on other family issues (Mum not too well this visit) meant little recreational time available for retail therapy BUT brief (ha ha ah) visit to M&S on way to 1st meeting of RLWC resulted in new LL briefs (not of parachute size Mr. Nickelodeon  eveilgrin:) new summer'ish top for LL and bugger all for BBB BM

Since return to TLHOTP as already advised busy on ironing catch up  evil: but BaldyMort did a good pre-return house clean - or was that Mrs. Nick  whistle:

Did you all miss me  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #163 on: January 29, 2008, 04:09:11 PM »
Welcome back.
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Re: The all-new Wenchy meets Landlady thread
« Reply #164 on: January 29, 2008, 04:10:15 PM »
How are your M&S pants. Huge, I trust!
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