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Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2014, 06:16:11 PM Jim used to be such a nice cat before he was trapped in Nicks flat...
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Quote from: Just One More on August 03, 2014, 11:42:23 AM
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User ReviewsA film that shouldn't exist21 June 2014 | by Pihlaja (Helsinki) – See all my reviewsAvalanche Sharks is a stupid film, plain and simple. Its characters have no characteristics beyond the surface. We have the corrupt sheriff, the greedy businessman, the tired sheriff, the virgin, the foreign and a whole cavalcade of empty-headed, teenage idiots. And even then the premise is stupider, which is saying something. It's basically Sharknado with the tornado being replaced with a skiing resort. And the worst insult is that they try to force in a half-baked origin story for these sharks. And it doesn't convince or work, at all.The movie is really nothing more than a gorefest without the budget to pull of the blood carnage convincingly. The actors do their jobs merely to get paid, which means that we don't care what happens to them. The special effects are just sad to look and the story has no impact behind it, especially when the ending solution is so laughably deus ex machina.Don't see this film. Sometimes films like this have a certain "so bad it's good" quality, but this is just pathetic.Besides, I was promised a bikini skiing contest. And they never delivered. Unforgivable!
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on August 03, 2014, 05:15:51 PM A Miss T film..........
