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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Random image thread.
« Reply #2280 on: January 21, 2010, 01:43:42 PM »
Makes you realise how much times were simpler then.





The final sentence says that "Half of regular users of cigarettes eventually die"  rubschin:

Does that mean that by smoking regularly you have a 50/50 chance of immortality?

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Re: Random image thread.
« Reply #2281 on: January 21, 2010, 01:45:47 PM »
It's like that headline in the torygraph I reported on.

"half an hour of daily exercise halves risk of death in elderly men"

What shite  noooo:
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Re: Random image thread.
« Reply #2282 on: January 21, 2010, 02:42:03 PM »
Makes you realise how much times were simpler then.





The final sentence says that "Half of regular users of cigarettes eventually die"  rubschin:

Does that mean that by smoking regularly you have a 50/50 chance of immortality?

I spotted that.

I wondered if it was an oblique reference to impotence, when just the bottom half dies.  rubschin:
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Re: Random image thread.
« Reply #2283 on: January 22, 2010, 11:36:45 AM »



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Re: Random image thread.
« Reply #2284 on: January 22, 2010, 11:39:47 AM »
Bad TMR  evil:
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Re: Random image thread.
« Reply #2285 on: January 22, 2010, 05:42:57 PM »


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Re: Random image thread.
« Reply #2286 on: January 22, 2010, 05:53:40 PM »


I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Random image thread.
« Reply #2287 on: January 22, 2010, 05:56:38 PM »
GM ......I am not  amused  Spank2:
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Re: Random image thread.
« Reply #2288 on: January 22, 2010, 05:58:57 PM »
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The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: Random image thread.
« Reply #2289 on: January 22, 2010, 07:14:47 PM »
This man thought he had the best tattoo in the world...

















... until he went to prison   point:
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Re: Random image thread.
« Reply #2290 on: January 22, 2010, 07:40:55 PM »
Its good...but

Oh...just seen the 'bottom' bit of your post. Bet he didn't shower much

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Re: Random image thread.
« Reply #2291 on: January 23, 2010, 07:16:13 PM »
My type of meter maid   eyes:


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Re: Random image thread.
« Reply #2292 on: January 23, 2010, 07:20:14 PM »
She would still give you a ticket though, and given half a chance I spect you'd give her one too
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Re: Random image thread.
« Reply #2293 on: January 23, 2010, 07:25:17 PM »
Too right...boots and a short skirt  cloud9:

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Re: Random image thread.
« Reply #2294 on: January 24, 2010, 03:03:12 PM »
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