Miss C should get one of those then she could shove a broomstick up its arse and mop up the mess. (I'm sure Miss C doesn't possess a broomstick though)
WTF are those? I mean I don't mind shoving a broom handle up an arse or two but I would like to know what sort of thing I am shoving it up.
Would it/they fit in the squeezy bit of the bucket.