http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj81PpZ0jys#t=118
Mrs JOM use to work for the UK franchise of the company that make those. It was very "rough trade". Over a period of around three days there were "family meetings" being held behind closed doors, lots of whispering, which culminated in three blokes turning up one day in heavy coats (it was July and 90 degrees), her then boss told her to take the rest of the day off, and when she went in the following day she was told that the company was now owned by some family from the east end of London, and that she was paid off until the end of the month
Oh, and about the machine, I picked her up from there one day and saw a boat disappear in about ten seconds, and at the same time thought, "a great way to get rid of a body"