I don't want to spoil the "proper" Beadle thread with this one...
It's a shame really about Jeremy, life did deal him a shit hand.
And, how sick that they're going to televise his cremation and call it "you've been flamed"
Jeremy has requested that his remains be recycled into compost. TV sources say he could be back in the autumn with "Watch out, Beadles a sprout"
Edit - he had a small cock......but on the other hand it looked quite big